I'm too short to get a date

If someone can't accept you over your height, that person isn't worth it.

I feel your pain, my friend. I'm a man with a rubber tube up my cock; a sexual failure. Women hate me for it, but none of them will truthfully admit their feelings. At least you can hire prostitutes. I can't even do that because I am just pathetic.

Find someone who's also really short.

Get super buff! Chicks won't be able to resist then.

Discreet height shoes, seen 'em advertised before.

https://secretshoes.co.uk/

The dating game is about differenting yourself from the competition. Im not very tall(5'4'') but i can compensate because without my beard I look like a child. You should find you niche and exploit it.

I’m tall and don’t think about height either way except to avoid bumping my head. In all seriousness have you tried a little ppl dating site?
Making yourself disabled won’t attract anyone.

You should never, under any circumstances, change yourself for a woman who doesn't like you the way you are. They don't reject you for being short, they reject you because they want something else. They will also reject you after changing your condition too, and you will end up feeling crushed. I would never change myself for a woman. I would change myself only if I wanted to, and that might make a woman happier, but that's not the main reason. She doesn't want you the way you are? Move on, search for another one. As many times as you have to. To be honest you don't even have a problem, but you intend to create one, which is toxic thinking, so please get rid of it immediately. You might have a higher chance of success searching for short women, so you will gain hope there. Just thinking about a midget makes me horny, and there's nothing wrong with them. You need to search more for short women, period. Anything else you might try (like self-mutilation) will NOT work. You will end up being rejected more and having a horrible life. And again, your height is normal, short, but within the range of normality.