I'm this clumbsy and disorganized...

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I must be the world's clumbsiest man. I bet I'd be fit for life if alot of things I've done were on AFV. Once, in the shower, I tripped and squirted shampoo in my eye. A few minutes later, when It recoverd, I accedently squirted it in the other eye. I also bang my big toe 2-7 times a day, and once I was trying to impress a girl at work, and ALL my stuff fell off my desk. My workplace also used my desk on a slideshow, and below it said "don't let your desk look like this". Seriously! They should install an avalanche evacuation alarm in the building that goes off when my hundreds of papers fall off.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago | pl

clumbsy :D

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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  Cute!
  
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  - stupidassholeguy
    
    11 years ago
    
    really? :)
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      Really. =]
      
      Some girls find it charming in a way.
      
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      - disthing
        
        11 years ago
        
        Don't you mean :3 ?
        
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        [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        Hehe that's right XD
        
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VioletTrees

11 years ago

I'm really into that B you've added to "clumsy". "Clumbsy" is just a better word.

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bigfatpoo

11 years ago

Mate, that is just shocking, how can you possibly be that clumsy? thats just distrubing, i don't know how you can possibly live with yourself, it's just tragic, i simply do not believe what i have just read, you are a SICK, human being

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- disthing
  
  11 years ago
  
  *clumbsy
  
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- bristexai
  
  11 years ago
  
  What's with all the trolls?
  
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- stupidassholeguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Go suck your mama's dick, you faggot. Being clumbsy dosn't make someone sick. And yes, all that's true.
  
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  - Energy
    
    11 years ago
    
    Stop calling people "sticks", and learn to take a joke.
    
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    - stupidassholeguy
      
      11 years ago
      
      Dude, I know how to take a joke, that's not one.
      
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      - Energy
        
        11 years ago
        
        Man come on its sarcasm! He's just doing it to make you realize it's normal to be clumsy. So he being all dramatic and sarcastic. That's how people on this site are sometimes haha
        
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        stupidassholeguy
        
        11 years ago
        
        I guess you're right. I said I know what a joke is because I can make anyone laugh. Really. I make fun of any celebrity, both of the canidates before the election, and just comedy in general.
        
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Terence_the_viking

11 years ago

I was clumbsy before now i am just clumsy.

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stupidassholeguy

11 years ago

I can see my house's weather prediction: "mostly dark, with a high and low of 65°F, 1-3 more inches of all kinds of crap expected on the floor..." Ok, it's not that bad, but it's messy.

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hairyfairy

11 years ago

I thought I was clumsy until I read that post. It made me feel better about myself.

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- stupidassholeguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Good, I made someone feel better about thier selves. Please give some examples on how clumbsy you are.
  
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

I have cabinets in my apartment over my breakfast nook that I hit my head on when I bend down to cut something up or write something down. I have problems with my hands accidentally smacking into things, like knocking over cups and shit. I also regularly smack into countertops and doorways like a drunkard. I have a habit of turning around and just walking forward before realizing I am walking into the edge of a door.

Also, I can't keep grip on my keys for the life of me. Walking from my car to my front door yesterday, I dropped them twice. Sometimes, when I am holding my phone or something I can hold with one hand, my hand will randomly spaz and I will end up tossing it. Sometimes I drop things I'm holding without even remembering it and forget I was holding anything.

I'm probably worse. My physical coordination is piss poor at the very best.

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RaNdOmPoPcOrN

11 years ago

I'm a clutz :(

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- LilyAmongTheThorns
  
  11 years ago
  
  Clumbsy is to clutz as clumsy is to klutz ^-^ <3
  
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  - RaNdOmPoPcOrN
    
    11 years ago
    
    Mind=blown girl.
    Your hair=me jealous!
    
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PumpkinKate

11 years ago

Your spelling is clumsy :P

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- stupidassholeguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yep. Never have been good at it.
  
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dirtybirdy

11 years ago

Haha I'm a bit clumsy too sometimes. Its good entertainment :)

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- stupidassholeguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Entertaining like AFV is?
  
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bananaface

11 years ago

I'm sort of the same.:/

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- stupidassholeguy
  
  11 years ago
  
  Yeah! :D I'm not the only one!
  
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