I'm the king of bad behavior.

Hey y'all, yo friend Chigger here. I bad. I so bad that I piss on the sidewalk. Can you top that? If you tell us the best story then you the king.

You bad, you the king. 4
I worse than you. I the king. 2
What the fuck? 13
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  • I steal bleach from the supermarket and drink it to escape the agonizing pain of not knowing if trolls are just getting lazy in their efforts or people are just this stupid.

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    • Ellenna

      I know how you feel but I don't go for the bleach: posts like this usually keep me away from this site for a while rather than have my brain rotted by idiots

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      • Yo brain already rotted. Bleach got nothin to do with the kingship.

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        • Ellenna

          You don't know anything about my brain

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          • Algum

            Almost everyone's brain's rotted in today's world. I don't know too many level headed people no more included me.

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          • Course I don't know. Course yo brain ain't on my radar. What I know about is rot. Child, I read yo other comments and there's rot inside yo brain. Dat means you eligible to be da king.

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            • Algum

              Hey, just piss in someone's Apple juice or beer, same color. Won't even know until you've drunk it into your mouth, even if you piss in it so much, the glass be one third beer, two thirds piss.

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    • RoseIsabella

      Brownie points fo stealing tha shiznit!

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    • You da king of pain. Too bad fo you. Drink mo a dat bleach.

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    • McBean

      Probably both.

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    • e51pegasi

      I too feel your pain.

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  • DaBruzzah

    I piss in the soup. Your soup.

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    • iamnotokay

      That's pretty bad.

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      • Daz wat I'm about. I'm about bad, and don't you forget it.

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  • RoseIsabella

    I pee in tha muthfuckin pool without remorse.

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    • Maybe you da queen of da kings.

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  • sissycakes

    I am so bad that I hide sugary drinks and eat whole bags of bread in my room.

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    • Whoa, sister. You bad.

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      • sissycakes

        so funny but true.

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  • madluv

    i use to spit in the food at taco bell. lol no i didn't i couldn't seen someone do that.

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  • Kevinevan

    I made your girlfriend lay in your sidewalk piss then pissed on her foo.

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  • I used to jack off on stage for a living. I did that for about six months. Most weeks, I won the $100 prize for who could blow the most loads. My loads were massive.

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    • DAT what I'm talking about. You bad.

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      • That's what I fucking thought.

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  • randypete

    I will cum on your food

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  • Ellenna

    You sound more like the king of idiocy

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    • Wuz yo problem? Can't you read? I da king of bad. Idiots are people that want to be good. You missing the point. Go take a piss.

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