I'm so tough and cool yet i can't get people to like me?

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Is this normal?

So I'm not meaning to brag or anything, but I'm pretty tough, good looking, smart, athletic and socially confident. I don't understand why I barely have any friends! I'm almost perfect, yet people don't like me for some reason! Some people even say that I'm a douchebag. I don't get why? I'm AWESOME!

I broke my leg in ten places last year and barely even flinched.
I have the confidence to tackle complete strangers.
I work out a lot and I'm incredibly hot.
I've been getting laid since I was thirteen.
I'm a straight A student and play football.
I sometimes purposely smash myself into things just to enjoy my toughness and awesomeness.

Those are just a few of the many amazing things about me! So why don't people like me?!

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  • icant_
    9 years ago | pl

    Maybe its because you keep on bragging about how cool, awesome, handsome, tough and smart you are.
    If I had met you I would probably hate you too.
    But I had never met you.
    So I don't.

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  • Arm0se
    9 years ago

    I broke my leg in ten places last year and barely even flinched.: How could you flinch? It was broken. You were also quite possibly in shock.

    I have the confidence to tackle complete strangers.: That's what a psychopath would do.

    I work out a lot and I'm incredibly hot.: You spend too much time improving your body image, and no time on your personality.

    I've been getting laid since I was thirteen.: That's something to brag about? You sound like someone with no since of shivery what so ever.

    I'm a straight A student and play football.: So are a lot of other people, doesn't make you any less an arrogant asshole.

    I sometimes purposely smash myself into things just to enjoy my toughness and awesomeness.: Again, something a psychopath would do.

    You don't deserve friends.

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  • Steve2.0
    8 years ago

    Because people are either jealous or you're a narcissistic asshole.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    This is a fake post

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    • stopandthink
      9 years ago

      Such true; much right.

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    You are not an awesome dude. I should have you arrested for falsely impersonating the aforementioned thing that you are not.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    I think you're awesome! It was a funny post. I especially liked the smashing yourself into things bit to enjoy your toughness ; )

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    Something about arrogance and narcissism is just rather off-putting.

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  • modernism
    9 years ago

    Probably because 3/4's of your dick seems to be shoved in your personality. Just because you say you're awesome doesn't make it true.

    Please, don't be so humble.

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  • chole
    9 years ago

    Have you ever recorded yourself to find out, perhaps, how cringe-worthy you are?

    Jokes. I sincerely hope this is a case of the trolls.

    However, if not, please do as I have suggested.
    It would be truly distasteful to encounter such an embarrassment of a person.

    Do keep up that grammar though.

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