I'm short, fat, and hispanic, but i love skinny, pale, goth chicks

Yep, I'm short, fat, ugly, and tanned hispanic. I wear urban hip hop type clothes like Ecko, South Pole, or Sean John. Yet I don't really care for hispanic chicks that much. I'd do anything to be able to date a good looking thin pale goth girl.

Unfortunately it would look very strange, and why would she like me anyway? Every goth chick I see hangs out with tall pale goth guys. I would never dress all goth, but even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to pull it off because my height, weight, skin color, and all around looks.

I guess I'll just have to settle for marrying short chubby hispanic girls that I despise.

Voting Results
74% Normal
Based on 177 votes (131 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 22 )
  • stop dressing like a effin beaner!!!!!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Ferrets

    Haha. xD I happen to be a pale, thin, kinda goth chick. x3

    Hm... Well, I'd probably go and date someone even if he wasn't goth, so I'm gonna assume some other goth girls would. ^^

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Importmonster

    Its possible. Trust me I have known PLENTY

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • MissTrademark2317

    It doesn't matter. Find a nice, non-judgemental thin, pale, gothic girl and ask her out. But most goth girls are now fat, short, hateful white women unless they are teenagers. I'll warn you now. =] But, hey if you can find one your age go for it. Good luck on your quest.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Sea_Call2

    You know, I've met a lot of heavy set guys who are obsessed with skinny girls and they always complain about those skinny girls never giving them the time of day, like they're entitled to those skinny girls and those skinny girls need to be perfect people and be able to see what's 'good on the inside' of guys. I hate that. I think it's so hypocritical that heavy guys think they're entitled to the skinny chicks and that the skinny chicks aren't good people if they don't want to date them. If you really want to date a skinny goth chick, loose weight. Go through what girls go through to date hot guys. Girls are nicer than guys so yes, sometimes they do see past looks and are willing to date guys who aren't in as good physical shape as them, so maybe you'll get lucky and your personality will shine through, but most likely not. And before you blame the girls for not being willing to date you, ask yourself how often do you see a heavy girl with a hot guy? Guys can be such hypocritical jerks. And because we tend to be nice and wanting to make everyone happy, we tend to let them get away with it. But every time I hear a couple of nerdy over weight guys complaining about how size zero girls never want to date them, and those girls don't know how great of boyfriends they'd really make, I always want to punch them.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
      -
    • direspore

      who is that aimed at? the poster didn't once suggest he was entitled to a goth girl, or complain about them.

      and girls are not 'nicer' than guys lol. when you see pretty girls with ugly guys it's aint out of the milk of human kindness. it's cos women get turned on by chemistry at least as much as looks. those guys are usually quite arrogant and/or strong willed/self centered charismatic types.
      put another way, they act like dominant males, and are treated like dominant males.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
        -
      • in all honesty while I do agree that for some reason women are turned on by that arrogant, self centered character that they for some reason equate with self confidence. there are 3 main reasons you see an ugly guy with a pretty woman :

        1. He has money, lots and lots of money. Enough for her not to worry again about the word the rest of her life.

        2. She is a total bitch, to the extent that good looking and even normal looking guys couldnt stand to be around her. Many times this is accompanied by massive internal issues that the girl has. Leading to her being a controlling, dominating, self centered bitch, with the possibility of being a slut at some point in the past as well. All things most normal men would not want to deal with.

        3. And finally, we can all be adults about this, but there is a good chance he is "well equipped" and knows how to use it as well. This could be the reason why even being so ugly a guy is still arrogant for some reason. Lets be honest, women dont gossip about there men who are averagely equipped, and the ones who dont gossip have an average or below average guy. If he is making her toes curl on a regular basis she will be much more forgiving of other things, i.e. arrogant nature, ugly face, etc.

        Sure we can kid ourselves in that they just "found love" but we would be lying about the whole thing. We live in a visual society that makes snap judgements based on how someone looks and that same society goes so far as reinforcing that mentality time and time again.

        When's the last time you saw an ugly news anchor man or woman?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
    • So_What

      How do you really feel.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Keira

    I am completely goth and I think it's totally normal. I have all different types of guys and girls that hit on me.. Which is kinda annoying since I'm engaged. All of my goth friends are actually quiet timid when we see other goths because they just look too beautiful. Goths except all times of people, if we didn't we'd have to be huge hipacrites. Just treat us like everyone else and don't point out to us why we look different, yes I know I have pink hair, I dyed it. Act normal and you'll see. Good luck!

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • americanhoney

    You guys are the biggest bunch of dolts EVER. Does it hurt your heads to be so dumb??

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • r_smitty

    Ha, ha, ha. I'm the mirror image of you. I used to date a goth girl. I found her weirdly attractive, but we didn't have any real chemistry. When I was with her, to get going I'd close my eyes and imagine I was with a dark skinned Latina. Not a short fat one, but a dark one who looked very Hispanic.

    I have no Hispanic blood. I'm a pale white guy, but I worship at the Latina altar. To me, Latin women are like coming home. It feels totally right for me when I'm with one. I just want to merge with them, devour them, ...

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • thewafflebitch

    you can date anyone you want no matter how different they are from you. Just dont fall all that label crap you know. Preps,goth,jock,etc
    I'm latina, yet i wear mostly dark colors like black. If the girl really likes you she wont juge you.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • ScooterNyne

    Goth girls tend to have a really easy going personality and if they are mature then they will hang out with literally anyone. So your chances are WAAAY better than you think.
    It's the preppy girls that won't look your way unless you're just like them.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Importmonster

    (SSRY) PLENTY ppl that are like that. It looks odd, but hey its THEM dating w/e makes them happy right? Wich is obviously eachother.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • crimson_mamba

    i guess opposites attract huh? I undrstand how u feel

    I am SO attracted to white boys mmm especially the skater type but i aint guna lie the whole race thing....

    im cuban so imagine a cuban girl wit a hollister white boy? uh uh all i can do is check out da white boys and wish...but damn theyre hot!

    anyway dude goth chicks are evil dont look them in the eye LOL

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • finalwolfbreathe

    story- back when I was in highschool. I liked this boy. He liked me too, for a year. He went out of his way to show that he did. He was hispanic and when I asked him out the next year he ran away and hid from me and I never saw him again....I am in the alternative..."goth" as you may call it. Ive dated hispanic guys...metal head and not..."goth" and not..and not all of them were skinny and neither was this guy. He was very steriotypical for the american/mexican culture. I liked him either way.

    It upset me actually- his sudden rejection. I felt like he was only after the chace.

    Another time... with one of my exs...he was from guatamala...his parents even liked me but he started dressing goth on his own and some kid came up to me at school and said "you turned him goth" :( I never wanted to or expected to...nor would I have changed this guy...if anything I admired him for thinking he was less ignorant of the cultural barrier.

    Another time. I was hanging otu with one of my other friends...talking, like we did every morning. He hung out with mostly hispanic crews...minus me....and the girls got snippy and mean and judgemental because of the way I look/dressed/acted..worst of all...because of my skin color...for being a white girl.

    the door swings both ways

    People need to be more accepting, less defensive...and culturally accepting.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • boitoy5

    haha i think skinny pale goth chicks are hot to different guys turned on by different things im a bit taller than average height 3.5/5 out of fatness but im really really hairy i have hair in every part of my body legs feet toe joins fingers hands arms finger joins ears nose face crotch back chest buttox 0-0. and yeah it seems like skinny pale goth chicks only go out with skinny pale goth guys im probably worse of than you :p

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • PrincessFluffy

    Since when is there a rule that you have to marry your doupleganger?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Cee_Cee2009

    Hispanic women are good looking just like the men. I don't understand your fetish for pale goth women but hey you never know it could happen! Just hit http://www.match.com/ and maybe you'll find the goth women that you desire.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • Lambent

    You sound like a funny guy.
    Look around. I'm sure there's a goth girl out there for you, bro. A true goth wouldn't pull elitist sh*t. Like the person above me said, if she rejects you because you're not goth yourself, then she's not worth it (not to mention she's probably a poseur).

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • crumbstobricks

    lmao! i used to think it was all about looks but if you have game and you know how to talk to them then there shouldnt be a problem pulling a goth girl. if a goth girl doesnt like you because youre not goth then shes not worth being at all because she has to like you for you... know im sayin?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
  • PunkZombie

    It's hard to land a Goth date, even if you are goth. The chances of a goth liking a Normie are very slim.

    Goths tend to be pickier because of the high level of intelligence. Since Goth consists mainly of outcasts, freaks, and the wannabes they pick on when they have nothing else to do, you get a lot of entertainment in a goth group. Other groups aren't likely to interest you after you get in.

    Overall, though, the majority of things a goth will list off in things they want in a lover come from respect of self and others. Speaking proper English can either be an added bonus or requirement.

    If you are willing to do this, you only have one step left. Either,

    A) See if the goth lifestyle is right for you. Since I don't suggest wearing tons of black over fat for anyone, consider dieting and exercise. If you can get into a Goth group, chances are they're restless enough to hang out for hours and just walking around.

    or

    B) Check out "Goth Fetish" and leave the poor Goths alone. Enough people who fantasize about PVC clad fetish girl slapping their asses bother real goth with their distorted views already. Trust me, I have had this happen far too many times. It's not pleasant and your chances of scoring with a decent Goth chick are non-existent. We don't do flings.

    Goths tend to prefer men anyway. If your looking for a FMF threesome, you're going to want to go for a prep.

    Comment Hidden ( show )