I'm short, fat, and hispanic, but i love skinny, pale, goth chicks
Yep, I'm short, fat, ugly, and tanned hispanic. I wear urban hip hop type clothes like Ecko, South Pole, or Sean John. Yet I don't really care for hispanic chicks that much. I'd do anything to be able to date a good looking thin pale goth girl.
Unfortunately it would look very strange, and why would she like me anyway? Every goth chick I see hangs out with tall pale goth guys. I would never dress all goth, but even if I wanted to, I wouldn't be able to pull it off because my height, weight, skin color, and all around looks.
I guess I'll just have to settle for marrying short chubby hispanic girls that I despise.