I'm sexually attracted to shrek

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Ever since I had seen the first shrek film I have wanted to have sex with him and I have never told anybody so... Is it normal

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Based on 167 votes (84 yes)
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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Ogres are like onions, they have layers. Truer words have never been spoken. *eye waters* It's from the onions.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    9 years ago

    Admit it, you made this just so we could write Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

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    • ShrekFan
      9 years ago

      No I didnt, what the post says is honest

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      • SkullsNRoses
        9 years ago

        In which case I'd advise you watch Shrek Is Love Shrek Is Life and if your attraction persists write your own X-rated Fanfiction and leave us a link in the comments... if you dare.

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  • Goomats
    9 years ago

    I don't blame you. Yeah, he's mythical and green, but he's basically human-looking. He's funny and strong. I get it. If he were real and asked me out (back when I was single), I wouldn't have said "no".

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I keep seeing stupid posts ogre and ogre again.

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    • [Old Memory]
      9 years ago

      Just navigate out of your "My Comments" section then. It's not that difficult.

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      • EccentricWeird
        9 years ago

        OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH you got jokes now matey!?

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  • Anime8
    9 years ago

    It's not ogre....

    it's not ogre.

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  • INeedYourBacon
    9 years ago

    Don't worry, as they say, Shrek is love. Sooner or later the urge will fade, and It'll be all ogre.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I do think that he is pretty cute for an ogre. In Shrek 2, when he got turned into a human, he was very handsome! If I had to choose between Shrek the ogre and Shrek the human, I'd have a very hard time with making my decision.

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  • BurningCity1131
    9 years ago

    When I was younger I was sexually attracted to Danny Phantom so honest right now.

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