I'm scared of all electronics because i don't want my brain taken over

You over came your fear when you posted this. Good job.

Make a hat out of heavy duty aluminum foil.

TOO Late I'm afraid. By the sounds of it you may have left it somewhere. On the bus maybe.

Maybe you should start living with the amish people

No need to fear aliens, your cell phone is doing just fine on that front already.
It's been shown in many, many studies that excessive cell phone use damages the receptors in the brain. That's why cell phones don't have external antennas any more. It keeps people from thinking that their little toys are actually broadcasting harmful emissions. Simple psychology; antenna = emissions, no antenna = no emissions.

You poor, misguided child.