I'm only turned on when a fat one does it.

I'm a guy who gets sexually aroused when a women farts. But here's the thing: Only if it's a fat woman. A regular size female farting kind of grosses me out. Especially if the fart really stinks. But a fat momma farting ( and I am an admitted chubby chaser) gets my juices flowing. Even breathing in that large stink cloud that follows turns me on. Go figure? I feed them fart food in order to get the festivities under way: A whole pizza with anchovies, garlic, and green peppers washed down with a 40 ounce of imported German beer and it's a lock! Bombs away! But only with a fat bitch with an ass the size of an SUV. Is this normal? Or am I just one weird motherfucker?

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31% Normal
Based on 42 votes (13 yes)
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  • cj2tech

    Its pretty normal actually. I mean there is a whole genera in porn called "face-sitting". And most of the videos out there's contain some sort of farting in it.

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  • yokohama

    Human sexuality is generally pretty weird and there are fetishes a lot stranger than yours out there. As long as all parties are on board, do what makes you happy and don't feel bad/weird about it.

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