I'm only turned on when a fat one does it.
I'm a guy who gets sexually aroused when a women farts. But here's the thing: Only if it's a fat woman. A regular size female farting kind of grosses me out. Especially if the fart really stinks. But a fat momma farting ( and I am an admitted chubby chaser) gets my juices flowing. Even breathing in that large stink cloud that follows turns me on. Go figure? I feed them fart food in order to get the festivities under way: A whole pizza with anchovies, garlic, and green peppers washed down with a 40 ounce of imported German beer and it's a lock! Bombs away! But only with a fat bitch with an ass the size of an SUV. Is this normal? Or am I just one weird motherfucker?