I'm living with a whore and i love it.

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A couple of weeks ago I ran across this homeless woman who said that she would give me a blow job for ten bucks. I'm 68 years old and live alone, constantly horny. So I readily agreed. It was cold that night, so she asked if she could stay the night. She's a young shapely girl in her early twenties so what was I going to say,no? She's a drug addict who goes out on a regular basis to turn her tricks and buy her bags of dope that he snorts. She sucks me off once or twice a day. Or sometimes I'll fuck her face. Whatever, we're both happy with this living arrangement. Sound normal for an otherwise lonely old man?

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Sounds like one day you're gonna come home and find your place stripped, but of course you know that, right? After all, junkies are known for their honesty and reliability.

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    • skilful_soldier2
      8 years ago

      You're the OP

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  • Rich_Guy
    8 years ago

    Keep all financial documents, credit card, and passwords in a safety deposit box. You might even consider putting a lock box in your car.

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  • 53739
    8 years ago

    gypsysailor is the OP he's just in denial

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    • thegypsysailor
      8 years ago

      lol

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    You know I don't live alone and I'm not really up to ferrying hookers to shore and back in my Zodiac, even for a blow job.
    I've nothing against hookers, by the way, but even I'm not stupid enough to bring one into my home, even if I wasn't married.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
      8 years ago

      so YOURE the zodiac killer

      its all fallin into place now

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        Oops. I'll give ya a whole dollar if'n you forget I ever said something, er anything.

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        • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
          8 years ago

          i gots a new jawb for new years

          yall wouldnt believe how much theys payin me

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            Yer right. I'm sure my dollar will still come in handy, though.
            But congrats.
            We've got three charters on the books for 2016 so things are looking good for us too. It's gonna be a great year.

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  • Legion
    8 years ago

    the whore thing is one thing, and if you like that, good for you. but i would be concerned about the drugs thing, especially as far as your valuables.

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  • randypete
    8 years ago

    Perfectly acceptable arrangement you are a lucky guy

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  • xfg13
    8 years ago

    I find it easier just to kill the whore first before I fuck her face. You can store her head in the freezer and warm it up in the microwave when you want to fuck it again.

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  • skilful_soldier2
    8 years ago

    You have no job and are still a virgin at 25.

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  • Rihyae
    8 years ago

    Yeah I agree with Rich_Guy you should lock up your valuables while continuing the arrangement.

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  • Treklover11376
    8 years ago

    Free nsa head? Insure your belongings and enjoy. Hope for your sake she's swallowing.

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  • StrippedRapedAndStrangled
    8 years ago

    Perfectly acceptable arrangement.

    Being 68 you already know WHORES drugs are synonymous with thievery.

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