I'm going to war

I recently signed for the army. I already did all my training and all and next week I'm sent to do my first assignment. I am a left tenant. I don't really know what to think. I'm not scared at all. If I'm to die protecting my friends and family I will happily die for them. I'm not scared at all. I'll fight for my friends and family no matter what. IIN?

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Based on 22 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 26 )
  • snarkygirl

    Why do I feel this has troll written all over it?

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  • jaradscellmate

    Left tenant! You got it easy buddy I was a right tenant in Nam, got my balls blown off by a lamb mine.

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    • Lach

      No you didn't I stalked your account bud

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  • jr__

    Good luck and keep your head down

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  • thegypsysailor

    One would think that a 'left tenant' could spell it's rank.
    Though it may be pronounced 'left tenant' (one word, not two) by the British, it is still spelled 'lieutenant'.
    I believe this OP to be cannon fodder, not an officer, if even in any military service at all.
    Sorry, old chap.

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    • Anonymous Poll Creatоr

      Ha, i'm surprised you even understood what he meant by "left tenant". It was so retarded that i didn't even realize what he meant until you pointed it out. I guess people with stupid minds like OP and yourself must think alike thats how you understood him

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      • CountessDouche

        Both of you are no better than a twix bar that melts between a bedridden morbidly obese person's fat rolls, only to be found 4 weeks later. Autocorrect is a thing; misspellings, they happen too...not to mention ESLers. TGS has horrific grammar, with his overuse of commas and vocabularifuckingrific misfires. He can't type worth a turd.

        I, myself, overuse the commas all the time, not to mention the random ellipses. I suck balls at grammar on here, so I don't correct, unless it's horrific or hilarious because I suck at typing off the top of my head and getting it all correct and shit.

        You both obviously understood what this person was trying to say, so fuck off with the nitpickery- it's fucking ridiculous.

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        • Anonymous Poll Creatоr

          Shut the fuck up dumb cunt, no one gives a shit what you have to say

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          • CountessDouche

            There should be a comma between "shut the fuck up" and "dumb cunt." It's a direct address, retard. <----see how that works?

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        • thegypsysailor

          So what's your reasoning that the OP's didn't even bother to proofread the post?
          Sorry, that ain't autocorrect it's a complete bullshit post.

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      • It was auto correct:P

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    • thegypsysailorsgranma

      yea and imma rite tenant! Go figger!

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  • charli.m's_Period

    In the end, wars are more about governments than they are about a nation's people.

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  • MadNot2Angry

    Oh what BS. Fuck you for mocking all the true armed forces service members who are truly going off to war.

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  • flyingnostalgia

    Who are you going to war with? You say "I'll fight for my friends and family no matter what" by killing other peoples friends and family??

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    • Except that my family is in the middle of a war ridden country. War isn't what you think. It isn't all shootouts and killing. ,oust of it is retrieving and saving people. It's nothing what movies and tv shows say they are. If someone try's to kill me I will kill or stop them wether I like it or not. Unless you've been in the army don't say shit you assume. I'm not going to go off in a shoot out and grab a RPG and blow up 50 people like the video games. Plus where I'm going is where my family is.

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      • flyingnostalgia

        Where are you from actually?

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  • Steve2

    Make sure to shoot the enemies to pieces, and take lots of photos. It's a shame they don't use hollow point rounds in the military. The most fun part about war is blowing your enemy's face to bits and watching their brain matter fly out all over the place.

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    • charli.m

      Video games aren't the same as real battle, cupcake.

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      • Steve2

        I'm not talking about video games, child. Have you seen sniper rounds? One of them can shoot someone in half from a mile away.

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        • There's hardly any fighting in wars. Maybe a few battles but most is retrieving and protecting civilians

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        • charli.m

          Im talking about your actual scope of experience, princess.

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          • Steve2

            Whatever, infant.

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