I'm craving wood chips

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For like the past three months now I walk into Home Depo and see the bags of wood chips and mulch and want to take a handful and eat it or when I go into the pet shop and see the hamster wood shavings I just want to eat those like potato chips I wonder how they taste they smell so good maybe with salt

Is this normal?

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Based on 45 votes (9 yes)
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  • jeremybrown50k
    10 years ago

    Wow 0% normal, second time I saw a post like this in 2 years. You should be proud of yourself, er man/woman?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Man

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  • Riddler
    10 years ago

    I like chewing wood but I am one of those people that chews my nails and grind my teeth.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Nail biting is a sign of some sort of anxiety.

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      • Riddler
        10 years ago

        They said its an oral fixation.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Well... EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!

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  • NurseDiesel
    10 years ago

    Do you have buckteeth?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      No but I have testicles.

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      • NurseDiesel
        10 years ago

        Are they in a jar of formaldehyde?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          No actually I soak them in a jar of diesel.

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  • Aliceee93
    10 years ago

    You would would would if you could could could but you can't!

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  • thegypsysailor
    10 years ago

    For a beaver you write quite well.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Really?

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      • thegypsysailor
        10 years ago

        Where do beavers go to learn readin n writin?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          Skule

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  • star1234567
    9 years ago

    r u pregnant. sometimes pregnant women get cravings for weird shit like wood and paper and dirt.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I'm a man

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  • BellaMarie
    10 years ago

    This is probably a form of pica which is an iron deficiency symptom. Other people eat clay, cigarette ashes and other things.

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    You probably have Pica. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      10 years ago

      Actually it's Xylophagia.

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      • Avant-Garde
        10 years ago

        Really? Well, its great that you found out what it is.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          10 years ago

          I voted your comment down

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  • gummy_jr
    10 years ago

    I took a deep breath and read this without stopping.

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