I'm counting on your clever

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Sooooo....my brother and his roommates are getting a cat, and they've decided to let me name it, since I'm a fucking boss with pet names.

I'm trying to come up with something epic and hilarious...funny enough to make the vet say "what in the motherfucking fuck!?!" I need inspiration, and I know you guys can help.

-the countess of douche

Minion 5
Steak 3
Chunk 2
Side boob 7
Government dime 2
Doctor claw 5
Tumor 1
Dingleberry 8
The business aka boss socks 3
Other 6
I'm going to use this as a forum to describe why I hate you 3
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  • ImmaturityGuruofTheCentury
    9 years ago

    SIDE BOOB! Definately that one.

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    • Riddler
      9 years ago

      Coming to you with the SIDE BOOB HOUR is PETER GRIFFIN!
      http://youtu.be/76gx4ehJW2o

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    • robbieforgotpw
      9 years ago

      OP

      Powermanure?

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  • Hamid37USA
    9 years ago

    Dinner

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  • charli.m
    9 years ago

    I voted Steak cos animals with food names amuse me. I've wanted to get a dog called Stirfry for years. But my grandmother said that was a stupid name, then called the dog Beefy. Short for Beefer. As in "B fer bastard". It's fairly apt, I'll give her that.

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Stirfry is cute! But I really love silly animal names. I named my cat goobler, for fucks sake.

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      • charli.m
        9 years ago

        Hehe cute :D

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  • dirtybirdy
    9 years ago

    Mooseknuckle

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Oh my fucking gosh! That's it!!!!!!! I fucking love it! Hahahaha

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      • dirtybirdy
        9 years ago

        Yay! It does have a ring to it. Or you could always go for something chinese food related like Wonton Lust or PooPoo Platter. Or Mommy ForTuna..

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    Cat

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Fail! You could do better.

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        dawg

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Cleaver? No, no you said clever, right? Cleaver would be a clever name, though.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Osama bin scratchin

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    • CountessDouche
      9 years ago

      Nice! This is why you're one of my IIN favs so far :)

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  • lc1988
    9 years ago

    The business made me smile so that's my vote!

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Someone summon counterfeit circus!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    superchunks

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  • iEatZombies_
    9 years ago

    This is gonna be bad.....
    How about ScratchNSniff?

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  • qld37
    9 years ago

    I am not good with pet names. My previous cats were Velcro, Peter and Peggy.

    Purr D. Kat?

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    King Fucknuts.

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  • 2tfx
    9 years ago

    Salem

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  • Riddler
    9 years ago

    Minion and Dr.Claw makes me think of a cheezy bad guy with a pet cat. I would totally go with one of those.

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  • myownopinions
    9 years ago

    I'm partial to Tumor as in "My little Tumor is so cute; I just love it to pieces" or "Hey, Doc, how's my Tumor?"

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  • howaminotmyself
    9 years ago

    My friend had a cat that everyone decided to call something different. I can't remember the cat's actual name but the favorite alternatives were Pants and Dirtbike.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Alright, feel free to vote for moose knuckle (camel toe's ugly sister) by leaving a comment...I'm kinda leaning towards that one. Bird's the word.

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    • dirtybirdy
      9 years ago

      Will you present the winning name chooser with an Acatemy Award?

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        I was going to go with handjobs, but you're way classier than me!

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        • dirtybirdy
          9 years ago

          D. Baggins of the Cheshire...

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          • green_boogers
            9 years ago

            Distinguished indeed. "Chessy" for short.

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    Lol...Pretty mixed votes so far!

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  • Faceless
    9 years ago

    Razor blade sponge.

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  • Cucco
    9 years ago

    Super Chunk!

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  • Dulse.
    9 years ago

    Call it Zellyely.

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