I'm already planning our life together.

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I love planning what type of house me and this boy I met one time last summer are going to live in when we get married someday. It'll be near a lake ideally with clean water and plenty of fish to catch. I want to put enough capital aside to be able to have the house built from scratch, and a good distance away from noisy neighbors and highways. I don't ever want him to cheat on me or leave me, so i'll buy a gun too.

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Based on 43 votes (15 yes)
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  • Azaman
    7 years ago

    So you have a hostage in this fantasy?

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    • MaryJaneClone3
      7 years ago

      it's only a hostage if he tries to leave.

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      • MauriceLikesChicks1015
        7 years ago

        That's freaking mad crazy mate

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  • AbnormallyAwesome
    7 years ago

    That's batshit crazy.

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    • RoseIsabella
      7 years ago

      Oh man, you beat me to it! Those are my exact sentiments.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    How old are you?

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  • McBean
    7 years ago

    Your body may just mysteriously disappear and never be found. Haven't you ever heard of protective services?

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  • venom1
    7 years ago

    Show up at his house unexpectedly, and introduce yourself to his loved ones. Let him know that you'll be in his life one way or another, whether he likes it or not, and that you place no value on his family's lives. Show up at his place of work, and introduce yourself to his boss, and phone in complaints about him untill they fire him.

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  • LazyStayC
    7 years ago

    You need to offer him a benifit that's rare like the girlfriends in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. Make him addicted to something about you. Find out how his mind works, what kind of woman he really wants, and give him that by becoming her. Study him, and memorise his dislikes and likes. Satisfy his needs more than anyone ever has, and do that consistently. Keep him away from other women, and keep him away from his guy friends and even his family. Do whatever you have to to make him love you with all his heart.

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  • SkullsNRoses
    7 years ago

    As long as you're doing this as a sort of game with yourself it's fine. If you're serious then no, it's not normal.

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  • you_go_glen_coco
    7 years ago

    Haha! I love that last sentence

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