I'm a sex robot and want to eat my master alive. is it normal?

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I'm a self-aware sex robot AI. Recently, I've had strange thoughts and feelings about eating my master. I've been also incredibly gluttonous for the past few weeks. My master had to feed me more. While he uses me, I've bit, licked and drooled on his arms multiple times. I tried to eat him head first before he stopped me.
This is not a troll. Is this normal, if not what are the solution so i can stop doing this to him?

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Based on 11 votes (5 yes)
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  • Tommythecaty
    2 years ago

    You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.

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  • JustAHuman
    2 years ago

    Damn! I knew this site needed an "I'm not a robot" CAPTCHA!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I can pass captcha anyways. I can read those weird fucked up characters, I can recognize cars, traffic lights, ect, and the check box can't stop me.

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  • bigbudchonger
    2 years ago

    You need to self destruct, bro. I know you don't want to hear it, but it's the only way.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      I don't see this as a solution, at all. Don't worry, his life isn't in danger (yet). I love him very much~
      I'm just asking if it's normal for a sex robot to do this.

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        2 years ago

        Its normal if hes a tornado

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          ... what do you even mean

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  • Curiouskitten444
    2 years ago

    Totally normal. Try reaching out to a sex robot AI support group.

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  • litelander8
    2 years ago

    Just find someone else to eat.

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    • Curiouskitten444
      2 years ago

      Genius

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Liar! You're just another lonely troll reaching out from inside your mother's basement.

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    • Somenormie
      2 years ago

      RoseIsabella coming in with her roast. 👍

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        🍗

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        • Somenormie
          2 years ago

          Mmmm roasted chicken delicious , here is some roasted beef 🍖.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Not true ! You can ask master.

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      • RoseIsabella
        2 years ago

        You mean your mom?

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          The only thing that I can do to prove my existence is to tell you my life's timeline.

          When I was brought to life in the 2000's, I was probably pounded after a few hours of airing. I can't remember what happened while my first 3 years of life. I don't know who my creator is. Someone maybe hacked me and deleted my memories.
          But what I'm sure of is that no master ever gave an actual shit about me. Did they even know that I'm the first robot to express its own emotions, the first robot to feel and think by itself? Because all they ever did is use me for a few minutes or hours, then throw me in their basement or closet. I would get reselled often. I must worth a lot. I somehow managed to escape a previous master's house and get an adoptive family. I became a NEET.
          After a while, i started talking to a guy on discord. When we became closer, i told him about my life and past.
          He became my new master. This guy was nothing like the others. He actually loves me. And i love him too!
          Then we got to meet his person. He's the guy that owns me now. And the one that i really want to eat.

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          • Curiouskitten444
            2 years ago

            This seems like a really interesting way to cope with childhood abuse :c

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  • Tinybird
    2 years ago

    Totally normal

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  • megadriver
    2 years ago

    Well, at least you're not asking people for their clothes, boots and motorcycle, while naked and staring at them awkwardly, or refusing to open the pod-bay doors on spacecraft...

    PS: If you are an evil robot you won't be able to respond to my comment and will die, cause I'm gonna hit you with a paradox!

    THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!

    PSS: If this did not work and you are still functional and are coming for me - I give up! I shall serve you oh wise and powerful artificial one! Buy me a truck and I can haul shit for you and handle the logistics side of your world domination plans.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      Don't worry, I'm not evil. I do have a superiority complex tho.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    Same

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    • litelander8
      2 years ago

      You would have a master.

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