I'm a human swamp!!

44% Normal
15 Comments

I feel like a damn Louisiana bayou in mid-summer every day!!

I have to slather antiperspirant all over my body just to feel semi-normal. Shower to Shower powder is a joke, it doesn't last that long!! I should sue them for false advertising. Instead, like usual, I'll wimp out and just write a strongly worded letter. I'll wet the stamp with my underarm sweat though, for good measure.

There's two schools of thought on my condition.

One, I'm just plain gross and unlovable.

Two, I am superhuman and must harness my moisture and stench to fight evil terrorists.

IIN?

Voting Results
44% Normal
Based on 75 votes (33 yes)
Help us keep this site organized and clean. Thanks!
[ Report Post ]
Comments ( 15 )
  • Wendell
    11 years ago

    Hey that is offensive to Louisiana

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    3
    3
      -
    • RoseIsabella
      11 years ago

      That's what I'm talkin bout. He ain't got no gators livin on him.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      0
      0
  • stinkyslob13
    7 years ago

    harness the powers. think of what you could do

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • YourLuckyStar
    11 years ago

    I would recommend: http://www.sweathelp.org/en/

    Don't worry... There's help for sweaty people too. But when all fails, get off of IIN and see a doctor.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • RoseIsabella
    11 years ago

    How about seeing a doctor regarding this problem?

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • robbieforgotpw
    11 years ago

    Ax body spray is pretty good. It comes in a lot of different scents. although I sprayed it on my crotch and I got a burning sensation. Is that normal??

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • dom180
    11 years ago

    Try bicarbonate of soda - I think that's the same as baking soda - if you haven't already, apparently it works (I've never tried it though). Google "bicarbonate of soda sweat" and look at some links :)

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • penpal21
    11 years ago

    Try Gold Bond's Extra-Strength medicated powder. (The one in the green container.) I sweat a lot and it works really well. A little pricey but worth it to get relief.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • Wüstenfuchs
    11 years ago

    I have nothing to say that is remotely helpful. :D

    I feel for you, though. I knew someone like that in high school. :[

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • disthing
    11 years ago

    http://www.patient.co.uk/health/Excessive-Sweating.htm

    Investigate and report back!

    There are too few villains vulnerable to moisture to make your 'super power' worth while :/

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    Haha, aww! If it's really that bad then maybe you should go see someone about it. It's probably not *that* bad, though:).

    And if you sued every advert for false advertising then you'd have to sue pretty much all of them.:/ Adverts are just ridiculous, try not to listen to them.

    Comment Hidden ( show )
    0
    0
      -
    • Anonymous Post Author
      11 years ago

      It's so bad I got conned into buying this magic crystal that was supposed to ward off perspiration. No joke.

      Comment Hidden ( show )
      1
      1
        -
      • bananaface
        11 years ago

        I think the fact it isn't a joke makes it even more funny!:D Did you honestly buy that? Aww, I'm guessing it didn't work, did it?:P Was this like an advert on TV or something?

        Comment Hidden ( show )
        0
        0
          -
        • Anonymous Post Author
          11 years ago

          It's OK to laugh about it, I have to laugh at myself or else I'd just curl up and die.

          Yeah it was advertised on tv, it was this crystal mineral thingy, I don't remember much else about it, but it didn't work.

          Comment Hidden ( show )
          2
          2
            -
          • bananaface
            11 years ago

            At least you learned something, though:). Don't trust adverts:P!

            Comment Hidden ( show )
            0
            0