I'm a guy and i twerk for my health.

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For anyone who doesn't have a clue what twerking is, its when you squat and shake your hips and ass and so apparently guys get really turned on except I'm not gay and I don't do it to make guys horny. I do this in the privacy of my room when my parents are out of the house. Also I think its worth noting that I run track for the junior varsity team at my high school. So apparently twerking strengthens the buttocks and makes them more round and firm and I have a flat ass and I'm looking to have a more firm butt. I don't feel gay doing it because I consider it an exercise routine and it has improved my performance in doing 100 meter sprints.

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  • green_boogers
    9 years ago

    An urban dictionary definition.

    Twerk - The rhythmic gyrating of the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter in ones intended audience.

    Hey Girl, lets Twerk on the dance floor.

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  • thegypsysailor
    9 years ago

    Golly. I thought twerking was texting work to say you'd be late or are sick, and won't be coming in today. Are you sure it's really wagging your ass while walking like a duck?

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  • Anonnet
    9 years ago

    I've tried it, but I felt completely gay doing it. I'll just stick with more conventional exercise.

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    • Numbertwo
      9 years ago

      If you're a guy then twerking will seem faggy

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    You're all good, OP- all kinds of bad dancing are really a fantastic and fun way to work out- it's why Zumba is a thing.

    Twerk on, twerk on.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    I have my own suggestion. Shove a canister of compressed air into your rectum. Then while you're running, you'll not only be lighter, but you'll also get a brief propellant action when you fart.

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  • Barracuda
    9 years ago

    OP theres nothing wrong with that. Tis a real good workout

    I do it in high heels, really works out my calf muscles, whoo!

    Wish i was there to

    c you clap that azz;)

    Id def tip haha

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  • bigredmomma
    9 years ago

    Another, perhaps less embarrassing if witnessed by the haphazard family member or the neighbour walking the dog outside your bedroom window, would be roller skating, roller blading, roller skiing, cross-country skiing, skate skiing, soccer, lacross, and basketball. Or you can try stop and go drills... that is only if you wish to change your habbits. If not, twerk on buddy...

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  • Unimportant
    9 years ago

    Another activity I had no business knowing about...

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    so does skating

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    It seems like it would be good exercise.

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