I'm a 30 y/o fat, unemployed, virgin living in my mom's basement.

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dinz

8 years ago

You fit the description of most people on here. So don't you worry, you're not alone.

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- donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
  
  8 years ago
  
  hey asshole im far from 30
  
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  - Aliceee93
    
    8 years ago
    
    Life begins at 30 ;)
    
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  - dinz
    
    8 years ago
    
    But you're on your way to being a basement dweller.
    
    And if you read my comment I said MOST not ALL.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm glad to not be alone, but it still sucks.
  
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  - dinz
    
    8 years ago
    
    Much like your basement... if you're rock bottom - there is only one direction and that is going UP!
    
    All in good timing I say. Just remember shit won't be served to you on a silver platter, if you want out, get out and do it!
    
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- RoyRogers
  
  8 years ago
  
  Im not 30 either speak for yourself!
  
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- u8mysis
  
  8 years ago
  
  tell me just what the hell you do all day beside jack off and eat. Get the fuck out on the side walk and circle the block at least once an hour that way you are not to far from a shitter. Walking does not cost a dime. You are a fucking mooch looking for someone to say that is ok will you fat-ass lazy jacking piece of shit. You are not getting it here. Grow up get a life, you got fat one day at a time you can loose it one day at a time.
  
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  - Anonymous Post Author
    
    8 years ago
    
    I apply for work, I pursue many creative and economic interests. I am an MBA/JD (I was in school until age 27.) I've climbed the corporate ladder before, up to COO, but I was fired from that job. So I moved from that job in Cape Cod back home to Ohio. I have an interview for a director position in a few days. Part of the reason I described myself in the way I did, without any of the positives, was to see what assumptions people make. Seems like you've made quite a few. I will quite soon be back to living well.
    
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Rihyae

8 years ago

Um don't eat after 6, drink a cold bottle of water before bed, and do instagc surveys for cash. If your mom doesn't mind then okay though.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I am seeing a nutritionist for the fat part. My mom doesn't mind me being here as much as I do.
  
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  - u8mysis
    
    8 years ago
    
    you just think she does not, well fat ass, I am ten years older than you and I just threw one of my sons out for eating more each day without a job. Flip burgers, sweep floors, they are always hiring at a car wash. that will help you loose some weight. You sound like the wife's sister son. He got a job pushing a parts cart in a car plant, He has a collage degree but is lazy as shit sun tanning. He was told to get out or get a job and take the first one that said you got the job. He sweated his ass off and went from two ninety six to one ninety six in four months. His dad told him you get fired you don't come telling me. find a place in the woods to live, cause your are not living here, the job just take pushing a fucking cart eight hours a day following a frigging line painted on the floor. Do you hear me!!!!
    
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    - DimpleDude
      
      8 years ago
      
      WTF ? man i get your point but thowing your son out because he wanted a refill ? Do you run oliver twist's orphanage ?
      
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  - RoyRogers
    
    8 years ago
    
    Are you trying to get a job?
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      8 years ago
      
      Yup. I am an MBA/JD (I was in school until age 27.) I've climbed the corporate ladder before, up to COO, but I was fired from that job. So I moved from that job in Cape Cod back home to Ohio. I have an interview for a director position in a few days. Part of the reason I described myself in the way I did, without any of the positives, was to see what assumptions people make. I apply for a bunch of jobs/day, to answer your question. This dumb u8mysis character really has it out for me, lol.
      
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      - RoyRogers
        
        8 years ago
        
        Oh, well I wish you luck and sorry you got canned.
        
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Aliceee93

8 years ago

EccentricWeird ?? :3

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yes and yes.
  
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  - Rich_Guy
    
    8 years ago
    
    Don't you have one million in index ETFs yet? If not, you are not living up to the expectations of an MBA.
    
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  - Aliceee93
    
    8 years ago
    
    ;)
    
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RoseIsabella

8 years ago

I appreciate your honesty.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Thanks. You always have something nice to say. :)
  
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    8 years ago
    
    Hahaha. Now you're just flattering me. Some folks round here think I'm mean and judgemental, but oh well.
    ;-)
    
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Short4Words

8 years ago

You sound friendly!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'd like to think I am. :) Thanks!
  
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Vile

8 years ago

You sound like a worthless Ham Planet who at the BARE MINIMUM need help your mom out with the pantry issue by stop stuffing your Fat Fuckin Face with her Food, workout, get ripped, gain confidence, get a job and do something with your life. Stop Masturbating immediately.

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handsignals

8 years ago

Your mom let's you stay in her basement, awesome dude!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Ya, it's ok. Still, a bit more freedom and privacy would be nice.
  
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  - handsignals
    
    8 years ago
    
    Would a little more rent, bills, asshole housemates be nice. Your lucky dude, you should think of ways you could make mom's life easier so she'll be happy to let you live there.
    
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sillygirl77

8 years ago

I suspect you're not alone OP.

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Cuntsiclestick

8 years ago

If only the people on the POF website were honest about that. Most of them lie or hide it and drop it on me right before the first date. They then have the nerve to wonder why I lost interest. I'm not saying that they're undesirable they're just not for me. I'm not saying they're all liars either. There are gals that would probably like them if the ones on POF were honest.

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- rimjob
  
  8 years ago
  
  OP is correct. No takers. You have to stretch the truth on POF if you are a "nice guy" and honest your a LOSER that needs to learn Game. ---)
  
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I'm honest on POF. No takers.
  
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  - Cuntsiclestick
    
    8 years ago
    
    Sorry to hear that.
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flyingnostalgia

8 years ago

I would like to be your friend (sir or Miss) :)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  I am currently accepting all friend requests. :)
  -Sir
  
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  - u8mysis
    
    8 years ago
    
    next you will be asking for handout to feed you fucking fatass
    
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      8 years ago
      
      you are fucking rude
      
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green_boogers

8 years ago

Your existence is sort of an early retirement. Have a prostitute suck you off. It will motivate you.

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- u8mysis
  
  8 years ago
  
  Yea, a FAT ONE, SO SHE MAY DO IT FREE!
  
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Ace9

8 years ago

go Fuck yourself :|

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  As a 30 y/o virgin, you don't have to tell me.
  
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  - rimjob
    
    8 years ago
    
    There's a website called SlutHate ... Highly Recommended, that site is loaded with people like you ---)
    
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  - Ace9
    
    8 years ago
    
    omfg lol
    
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  - u8mysis
    
    8 years ago
    
    if you were skinny you could self serve yourself a hummer. fatass, then you could say you had gotten a BJ any way it is better than by hand.
    
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thegypsysailor

8 years ago

poor baby

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Thanks.
  
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