I'm 5'4" and 535 pounds..... and incredibly sexy

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I am a guy who is 5 foot 4 and 535 pounds. Yes, I am morbidly obese, but I do not give a fuck. I am the sexiest man alive. Anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot, and all this body shaming of people needs to stop. There is nothing wrong with my physique whatsoever, and anyone who thinks otherwise is a judgmental ass. Everyone is different. I happen to be 5 foot 4 and 535 pounds, people need to just get the fuck over it and stop telling me to lose weight. There is absolutely nothing wrong with my weight whatsoever. So fucking what I'm over 500 pounds!

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  • CozmoWank
    5 years ago

    I believe the clinical term for you is One Fat Bastard.

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    • leggs91200
      5 years ago

      No it is not.

      There is overweight, obese, morbidly obese, end stage obese, but this guy has -

      Hellbound obesity. It means even Jesus would not love him cause he is such a lard ass fatso.

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      • LostSoul96
        5 years ago

        Well, that sounds ridiculous and sad at the same time.

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  • raisinbran
    5 years ago

    In the animal world you'd be considered sexy. Size is everything.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    5 years ago

    The "no body shaming" troll thing has been done before. Can we just talk about hamburgers? Those are delicious!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      I know, seriously! Potato chips too. Those are by far my favorite food, especially with sour cream and onion dip. And lots of it. Probably half my calories come from potato chips lol

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      • Cuntsiclestick
        5 years ago

        Pringles are pretty good. I like the pizza flavored ones! They taste pretty good inside a cream cheese bagel. Doritos work better for that though. XD

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          5 years ago

          Yeah, I like Doritos. The Pringles pizza chips are pretty good, sometimes I'll have a couple tubes of those. Definitely prefer Doritos though. Every night for dinner, I usually have a burger, a bag of chips, and then a half gallon of ice cream for dessert :) Delicious, I prefer a half gallon of the mint and chocolate ice cream. Fucking delicious! The absolute best is the chocolate covered lays potato chips! Those are absolutely awesome!

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          • Cuntsiclestick
            5 years ago

            I can never find chocolate covered potato chips after Christmas. The stores in the area seem to label it as a holiday item.

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  • curious-bunny
    5 years ago

    Pics or it didn't happen, and yea if your so fat you can't see your own penis when casually looking down then it's to much fat. If your so fat that you become the your mamma so fat joke then you are to fat. If you have to say I'm not fat don't bidy shame then you are definitly to bloody fat

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      5 years ago

      Yeah, I can't see my dick when I look down. But I can see it in the mirror, so no problem! And it's HUGE! To be honest, I'm glad I'm 535 pounds.... I'm even still gaining weight, and I don't care! Because I feel like I'm one of the sexiest men alive, way better looking than some generic body type like Brad Pitt or something. I mean, I'm unique, I have character. I look great just the way I am!

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      • curious-bunny
        5 years ago

        Yea have fun being a fat load, I'll have fun being able to walk past a McDonald and KFC without panting for air.

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        • leggs91200
          5 years ago

          Sadly though, it is this type of guy, the super ugly or fat, that tends to have this fantasy about sleeping with someone who looks like a woman but still has a cock.

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          • curious-bunny
            5 years ago

            There's an abundancy of men like that yes, however I've had men of all builds and ages hit on me. Ones that knew I have a penis I mean.

            But yes i get your point if is sad, it woild be nice if the more average joe was like yea give me some of that. Men and tgere fetishes ruin everything though

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    Yeah I don’t believe you.

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  • whynotnow
    5 years ago

    If you were gay I'd LOVE to have sex with you. Those dimensions really turn me on. Yes, I'm a chaser. The thought of putting face up between those big but cheeks and eating your dirty ass makes me so hard.

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  • Poisonous-Cupcakes
    5 years ago

    You must be joking

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  • LloydAsher
    5 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahaha you think you are sexy??!
    I’m a 12 compared to you!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    5 years ago

    I get all the ladies, trust me. I get more women than Elvis Presley back in the day, Tom Cruise, and Brad Pitt combined! I've never had a woman not want to sleep with me, but sometimes they get embarrassed because they don't want to be seen with somebody with my "physique" lol.

    Still though, I usually get some. Just that they get embarrassed about being with me, and they don't want to be seen with me because of my size. Makes me feel kinda used to be honest.

    Like I'm obviously a complete sex magnet and all the ladies love me. And yet they don't want to be seen with me. WTF..... kind of a bummer. Like I wish one of them would stick with me, but they don't.

    They all love me secretly. And they sleep with me. But they walk away so they can avoid being seen with me. Which is honestly kind of fucked up. But I love my body type honestly, and I don't give a fuck about the fake news that being this big is unhealthy. Because I'm the sexiest man alive!

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    • Bobtailcatgirl
      5 years ago

      You're delusional fat men are disgusting they are a worthless drain on society. Drunk girls don't have high standards.

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  • Bobtailcatgirl
    5 years ago

    You're unhealthy being obese is unhealthy.

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  • [Old Memory]
    5 years ago

    It's true that some people are attracted to bigger people, but that weight, especially with that height, is putting a huge strain on your health.

    Societal standards of attractiveness, body shaming, and all that shit aren't even the point here.

    I can only hope that this is a troll post, because images of "My 600lb Life" are flashing in my mind.

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  • LostSoul96
    5 years ago

    I don't really mind if your "question" is real or not, but over 500 pounds for your height... I don't say it's ugly. Some women probably will like it (btw I'm a guy and no homo so don't misunderstand) but that doesn't sound healthy. It's not about your weight and physique. It's more about that when you weight that much and it's not muscles but fat than this fat can get between your organs and harm them. I hope this is formulated simple enough.

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  • 1ne8ight7even
    5 years ago

    Fat people have been conditioned by liberals to believe that everyone is beautiful and sexy in their own way but the reality is most of us sane people feel sick when we see a slob flaunting their chunder rolls of flab in a bikini or whatever.

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    • LostSoul96
      5 years ago

      Yeah, sure. Every time something isn't alright or not acceptable by a certain amount of people it's the fault of the liberals. xD
      I remember that from GaG users. Why does it have to be politics? I know it's not only me who isn't getting that. I don't know where you all are from but I seriously don't get it.

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  • WeirdGuyFromTheSouth
    5 years ago

    I mean maybe you are sexy but youre still a heart attack waiting to happen

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