I love to scratch my balls in front of my wife am i normal?

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I love to scratch my balls for 3 or 4 minutes at a time and then ostentatiously sniff and loudly appreciate the warm musky aroma thereof.

I'm always polite enough to offer her a sniff, too.

Then I sing my sweet lovesong:

Vuntz I had a kendy store
Bizniss vas so bad
I asked mein vife vat to do
And dis is vat she said:
Take yourself some kerosene
Pour it on de floor
Take a match
Give a scratch
No more kendy store…HEY!

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Based on 25 votes (14 yes)
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  • Doomed_Youth
    14 years ago

    Thanks for sharing that sweet song.

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  • theodore37
    12 years ago

    You are hilarious. I wish I had someone like hanging around the kitchen!

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  • Anonymous Post Author
    14 years ago

    You are the most normal guy in all of Rural Canada or in Northern Chechnya or whatever.

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