I love to make love to pizzas, is this weird?

My fingers quiver with anticipation as i open the box. I undo my belt and remove my slacks, pulling my already semi-erect member through the front slit of my boxers so i can begin to stroke. I watch the pizza with a lecherous light in my eyes and drool running off my chin, then down my body and onto my member. I use the drool for lube. When I am fully turgid, I slide into the pizza at an angle, ripping between the cheese and crust. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. Thrusting back and forth, my climax bursts forth almost instantaneously. I pick up a slice and begin to eat. What do you guys think of this?