I love to leave a big sloppy mess.

My wife has cut down on giving me blow jobs. I'm lucky if she'll give me one every 2 or three weeks. No problem "Honey". Isn't that what whores are for?. Her problem with me is I give her complexion problems because I tend to leave her face in a big sloppy mess when I'm done. Look, I enjoy cum facials. Isn't that normal? And if she can't handle being stared at at her job because of some outbreaks of tiny red bumps on her face then why should that be my problem? Luckily, she works retail. Her store is open to 8pm. I keep a lawn chair out in the garage. So I got almost 3 hours of free time to bring a street whore there. My buddy next door can be depended on to keep his wife distracted so she doesn't see what I'm up to. The cat would surely be out of the bag if she ever did. My wife is her best friend. All of this drama in order to leave a big sloppy mess on a woman's face. I don't FUCK these whores in the traditional sense; that would be cheating.