I love to do yard work.

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I don't mind a little work. I love to clean sticks off my lawn daily.

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Based on 24 votes (13 yes)
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  • Bilover91
    6 years ago

    Wear a pair of short shorts and a low cut tank top down to about mid belly and let neighbors and people driving and walking by your house. Makes me feel hot and sexy ready for a stranger to stop by hoping for a woman to find a dressed up sissy boy doing chores for his mistress and then he punishes me by fucking me hard and deep until he cums deep inside my ass and shoves me to the floor and calls me a sissy faggot and spits on my face on his way out the door. I made him horny by dressing like that so i am definitely going to be willing to suck and fuck him saying sorry im just a little sissy fag and got your hopes up so cum on me any where you want

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  • _Jesus_
    7 years ago

    It feels good to root yourself with the soil and the grass. Feel the dried leaves cracking in your hands. The cold dew drops that numb your feet so gently. That smell of dirt and earthworm poop on your hands after you're done.

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    • CharlesXavier
      7 years ago

      I was a christian my entire life. I'm not a christian any more because I figured out that the chinese specifically designed the religion to make people docile and easier to conquer. They wrote the bible and created every language from scratch thousands of years ago. Judaism is a chinese creation along with the muslim q'uran. China has played everyone against each other. But yeah yard work isn't a big priority...

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      • spider-man1
        7 years ago

        it doesn't mean there's no god though, it just means that every religion was wrong, believe it or not.

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        • cable555
          7 years ago

          Did you ever wonder why people in Africa act the way they do? Different tribes were taught to act that way and taught that way by Chinese soldiers thousands of years ago. Native Americans were all chinese soldiers fucking around. Chinese are pure evil, but they're smart. Think about this: The chinese have a very sick sense of humor, and they lie about things we wouldn't expect them to lie about because it doesn't make any sense unless you know how mean and evil and brilliant that entire country is. I fucking hate them by the way.

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          • Good-Girl
            7 years ago

            Everyone should just treat each other how they would want to be treated. That should be taught in school.

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          • spider-man1
            7 years ago

            nuke them.

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    I love yard work! I tend the yard at the house I live in plus a few others for people who can't do it anymore. Good times...except I got poison ivy. Again.

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    • _Jesus_
      7 years ago

      You are such a nice person.

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      • dirtybirdy
        7 years ago

        I'm a pretty decent bird if I do say so myself, thank you.

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        • Birdy's_the_best
          7 years ago

          He's right though, you are the best. That's why I made this account!

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          • dirtybirdy
            7 years ago

            I think we're alone now
            There doesn't seem to be anyone around
            I think we're alone now
            The beating of our hearts is the only sound..

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    How much do you charge for complete lawn care? Front and back. Mowing weeding edging bagging up the debris and hauling it away? Oh and the shrubs needs to be sculpted a bit.

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    • dirtybirdy
      7 years ago

      I'll do it for $25 an hour.

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