I love! orgasms!
I cant help it, orgasms are amazing. I want to share my orgasms with the world. I love them so much I want to give everyone else on the entire planet and orgasm... even guys, ok maybe not so much with my mouth or chocolate starfish, but I'd be willing to with my magic powers to give anyone an orgasm with my mind, man that'd be an awesome power to have. If you happen to be a girl and you would like to take me up on this offer don't be afraid to ask I'd LOVE to see your O-face, I'll even give you a big screamin' O, and guys don't feel left out, for a nominal fee I'm sure we could work something out with... you know like gloves and germ-x. My penis is also up for rent to deliver the most amazing sexgasms you will ever have, its sorta like giving you a free orgasm, but I'll let you give me money, thanks for your time.