I love objects more than people.

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If I had to choose between someone I didn't know or didn't like, and my favorite stuffed duck getting ripped to shreds, I'd choose the inatimate object. Is there something wrong with me?

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    8 years ago

    ducks are people or inanimate objects?

    what the fuckin hell is yall babblin bout?

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    • intooblivion
      8 years ago

      A stuffed duck...

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        8 years ago

        stuffed with chestnuts and thyme and a mandarin orange & brandy glaze?

        yep id be mad bout that but then again if i were goin to the trouble to cook sucha thang id be fairly certaina gittin laid that night

        so its a tossup i guesses

        and if my date didnt cooperate itd be a tossoff

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        • iEatZombies_
          8 years ago

          Do you ever notice that you're so damn funny on this site that Grammar Nazis don't bother correcting you?

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            8 years ago

            ive had a few try and fail miserably

            i judges them peoples as pedants what puts style over substance

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            • iEatZombies_
              8 years ago

              I agree with that quite a bit.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    You love objects more than people? Well ofcourse, everybody loves women.

    Ba dum tsst. >XD

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    So, does that make your dildo your best friend?

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