I love lice. iin?

I remember when I had it as a child. It was so common and when I got it I was grossed out but secretly LOVED it. I loved the thrill of finding the little guys, found them adorable, endearing, wanted to comb my hair at all times and each time It felt AMAZING. TANTALIZINGLY SO.

is it normal I long to have lice again? I miss it so much. I'd eat them too if given the chance. This isn't a fake post, this is real. I find them so yummy.