I love hiding out in bushes, under tables and behind clothing racks

I love being in a public space, invisible to those around me. People do not react well when they see me, though. I wish I was still a kid and able to do this without someone calling the cops.

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Based on 31 votes (14 yes)
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  • TheOishome

    This is hilariously weird but so god damn innocent when you know there's no sinister reason to hide it's just fun, I used to love doing that as a kid. Something about being tucked away in your own space without anyone knowing in secret is just fun and cosy i know exactly what you're talking about but I would never have the balls to do it in public

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  • SwickDinging

    What do you say when someone catches you? Do you make up an excuse?

    Also what is the craziest thing you've seen someone do when they didn't know you were watching them?

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    • Ummitsstillme

      Lost..contact lense...in the middle...of the clearance... lingerie rack.

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  • So . . . what do you do while hiding in, let's say the bushes? Most adults would likely find such behavior unsettling or inappropriate for another adult, because many would assume the worst: eavesdropping, sexual element, highly subjective creep factors, etc.

    I can relate to the appeal though. I like scaring loved ones by hiding around the corner or something and jumping out when they least expect it. Works on cats and dogs too. Cats are hilarious when you surprise them. Once they get used to it, they'll often return the favor. This is not the same though. So what's your story? What do you get out of it? Have you ever gotten caught and how did that play out for you?

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  • wigz

    I hide on my husband like that too. He 'hides' on me but he purposely hides behind something that can't conceal him and it makes me laugh.

    We were driving to a friends place recently and a dog burst out of the brush right by the road barking its head off and chased us. It was hilarious.

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  • EnglishLad

    Bushes are for taking a leak in when you're out and about but you're caught short and there are no bathrooms nearby. Not a good hiding place.

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  • itsace

    Oh

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  • Vvaas

    sounds cute

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  • Sounds interesting and also cute if you're a girl.

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  • RoseIsabella

    It's not cool to be a creepster.

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    • It's not in any way sexual. I just like the feeling of being hidden out in the open.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Yeah, but it's still pretty creepy.

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        • It's just innocent fun. People shouldn't read into things so much.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Are you an introvert by any chance?

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        • McBean

          It's fun to use sniper tactics to evade the cops, even if you have done nothing wrong.

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          • Well I crouch behind parked cars at night when I see headlights.

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