I love big fat female ass

Jesus, take the wheel...

I think I saw your dream woman at a car dealership today. She looked like a giant, sagging, pear.
All I could think of is "I wonder what she looks like on the toilet?"

Nope, not normal. Actually, after reading your post I may have developed a phobia with regards to obese women farting on my face. Does not sound like a pleasant phenomena.

Not sure about the farting thing, but the whole wanting a heavier woman is a slightly common thing. Some people want heavier lovers. It's all good.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty waist
And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with ya and take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me but that butt you got
Make me so horny, ooh, rumple smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz
Well, use me use me 'cuz you ain't that average groupy

I've seen them dancin', to hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines, saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So fellas, fellas, has your girlfriend got the butt?
(Yeah, yeah, hell, yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
Shake that healthy butt, baby got back

LA face with Oakland booty

I like 'em round and big and when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now, here's my scandal

I wanna get you home and uh, double up, uh, huh
I ain't talkin' bout playboy 'cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wann 'em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double
Mix-a-lot's in trouble, lookin' for a piece of that bubble

So, I'm lookin' at rock videos, knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos, I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't 'cus or hit ya but I gotta be straight when I say I wanna

'Til the break of dawn, baby got it goin' on
Alot of sims won't like this song 'cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play 'cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies, ladies, do you wanna roll in my Mercedes?
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Then turn around, stick it out
Even white boys got to shout, baby got back

LA face with the Oakland booty

Yeah baby, when it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection
36-24-36, only if she's 5'3"

So, your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it and I pull up quick to retrieve it

So, cosmo says you're fat, well, I ain't down with that
'Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines

You ain't it miss thing, give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cuz his girls were on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em and pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round and you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back, baby got back

Little in tha middle but she got much back
Little in tha middle but she got much back
Little in tha middle but she got much back
Little in tha middle but she got much back