I'll fuck anything

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Reading that post about that guy who says he invented a new sex toy reminds of the fact that I'll fuck anything that's fuckable. What a sad state to be in. I'm depressed. I mean old toothless whores, soft pliant objects, car seats, plants (I wrapped a bunch of vines around my cock out in the woods a few days ago), anything. But when I think of the fact that I'm a healthy 30 year old man I also find this pathetic state I'm in fucking hilarious! Just wanted to share that. Good night.

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  • BlackCatsAreAwesome
    6 years ago

    Liar. You won't fuck a powered on chainsaw.

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  • Dustyair
    6 years ago

    I can't understand what your dumb goddamn post is saying or asking it's so fucking pathetic, jesus you must be a fucking inbred, holyshit!

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  • Someth1ngRecogn1zable
    6 years ago

    Fucking everything?

    Have you tried to go and fuck yourself ;>

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    • Tiffany2016
      6 years ago

      You sound like a desperate person... I will pray for you..

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  • KacyWatson
    3 years ago

    Everything?! I think that's really sexy of you 😍 I'd love to have a man like this

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  • TonyLasagnaFromTheNeighborhood
    6 years ago

    Would you fuck a running propeller on a helicopter?

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