I like to smoke while i am pooping

wtf....

You sir, must be Italian....

I read somewhere else on this site that smoking can cause people to have to have bowel movements. If its helping you, I think it's normal. Just be hygienic about it. No, wiping your bum and putting your hands back on your cigg without washing them first.

I fart when I'm on the can. The bass is unbelievable.
*farts a bass solo*

I love to smoke while pooping or read n general. When I was younger I used to read my moms shampoos and conditioners or whatever other cool soap. Lol
I'm a girl too!

Thats soooooooo relaxing dude lol

Women hate everything men do...its a part of their controlling nature. What ever you do or like they want you to stop and not like. Basically they want ALL your attention or at least have your attention on demand and they want to be able to control every aspect about a man. If that doesn't work they get a dog....something that they can control and gives them attention.

I almost always take a paper and a smoke to the bathroom with me. Having a shit is boring without anything else to do.

I allways do it. Its multi tasking. Sometimes i get home from work and i need both a poo and a smoke. The poo wont wate and sometimes they take ages so i do both.
The smoke cant smell any worse than the shit any way.

I've never heard of anyone doing that in real life. But the bathroom is your private time and reading the newspaper is constructive. Tell her to leave you alone, it's honestly none of her business.

Yep it's normal I've seen lots of people do it even my brother ;)