I like playing with army men

I used to play with army men constantly. Name them, give them personalities and pasts, all that shit. Now I only wish that I could get the same enjoyment from them. I have tried, but it is not the same. So, no, it is not normal, but who gives a shit?
I envy you.

LMAO - I thought you were talking about actual people - until I read the part that you kept them in a basket under the sink !!

Compared to that a few action figures seem totally normal to me !

UR Awsome!

im a woman and i dont think that what you do is weird or unnormal i think for a man to have fun is odd and should be more common. if it makes you unhappy pick up a book instead.

I stick them up my arse.

holy shit now I want to play with army men :o

Nymph we want pics!

I have a weird gag for putting things in my vagina , carrying them around for a while and pushing them out like im giving birth to them. I only let my husband know i do this with food, not all sorts of objects :z

i'm 21 (and a girl) and i still enjoy legos, army men, action figures, cars etc. i no longer own any but if i'm babysitting or if someone i know has them you bet your ass i'm on the floor making a city or battlefield. it brings back the child in me. growing up and losing that child is scary. i think it's healthy to still have a piece of your inner child as an adult. makes you more fun and makes life easier to live. i still enjoy playgrounds and playdough too.

It's allot better than operating a remote predator drone while u're on the toilet O_o

=)))))))do u play with ur balls too?:))

nuthin wrong with that. i know a 40 year old who has like a complete war setup with his own made tanks and planes and stuff. And he Plays with them. i Don't really see anything wrong with it.

dude sometimes i jerk it to army men... cant shake that habit either... so yeah dude your a pretty normal guy

Well,

It seems as if you would be the next "40-Year-Old-Virgin" but it seems that it is a habit that you are having a hard time to break.

You could possibly try getting out more with your wife, etcetera. As far as I can remember, I never once played with army toys and such things as of that nature, but I'd try spending more time with the wife or something to break the habit. Have you tried having your wife hide the toys somewhere where you could not find them?

lolololol

if it makes you feel better
my older brother talks to stuffed
animals

www.games-workshop.com
Look up Warhammer 40,000.
Let your addiction to army men raise to a new level! Blow stuff up (In imaginary plastic terms) with the single coolest lookin' little plastic badasses i've ever known.
Its a tabletop wargame where you build, paint and can play out battles with a full tabletop ruleset, where you customize every aspect of your personal army.
If it's Army you like in particular from a Vietnam era, check out the Imperial Guard from warhammer 40,000. :)
Good luck!

What's wrong with it? I used to have army guys when a kid - they were a lot of fun.

1) Its nice that you still have that playful connection and imagination.

2) You are just killing time while on the crapper. So what?

1 & 2 = Normal.

...I'm really sorry, man, but the mental image of a 30 guy sitting on the crapper with little army men in his hands is beyond funny. However, I have no room to talk, because there is a certain thing from my childhood which I have carried into my adult life, so I won't give you a hard time. :)

It doesn't seem normal but who gives a fuck. Nobody is gonna really care that you do it so if it makes you happy just fuck em and do what u want bud

Not normal, but TOTALLY AWESOME!

well, for once i agree with almost everyone, its not normal but it hilarious and not too weird, i say stick with it, I'm sure even me, the great Powerfrog still have a few habits from when i was a mere tadpole.

i say stick with it. its not hurting anyone and you enjoy it. so have fun haha.

im a girl ao my parents never really bought me army men but i do have 1.
and i love it!
i dont know what it is but the army men just draw you in.
its not normal but who cares as long as you have fun

It's not normal, but it is hilarious and i'm sure people would be more entertained than freaked out if they found out that you play with army men when you're on the toilet.

LOL!

Do you shove them up your butt ?

dude im sixteen and i have army men. they are dope as fuck. yes i go out to shows with friends. yes i hook up with girls. yes i drink. but that doent matter. its like saying farting while your pissing isnt normal. YES IT IS!!! to me

We take army men and set them up around the school in un-obvious places e.g. up on lights, behind tv's etc...see how long it takes teachers to notice them.

But then again we're 15...Army men rule, stick with your habit.

If you care about them as much as you say, then no it's not mormal. You are clinging on to feelings of the past.

But you would make a Army General!

oh sizit i thought this was the self help group for men who play with toy cars while on the toilet. can some one giveme directions.

not normal.

army men? i have no idea if you could call that normal. are you a lesbian?