I light my smegma on fire

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I'm sure you know what smegma is, that white stuff that accumulates behind your foreskin. Sometimes I enjoy taking it out, putting it onto some flammable material and setting it on fire. I love seeing the musty clump turn from white to black and smoky. Is this normal?

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Based on 72 votes (12 yes)
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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    9 years ago | pl

    yall should try it without scrapin it off yalls pecker

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    • Loopyloo
      9 years ago

      cramps!!!!

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      • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
        9 years ago

        take yalls mydol then

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        • Loopyloo
          9 years ago

          noway i like a good twitch in the innards

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          • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
            9 years ago

            some new kinda kick? daisys up your butterfly?

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            • Loopyloo
              9 years ago

              hell yeah all the cool kids are doing it. Just dont over do it or i'll have to call Doctor Fucker.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    Why can't you make oatmeal like everybody else?

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    • kupokupo
      9 years ago

      *Chuckle chuckle vomit*

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      • Avant-Garde
        9 years ago

        Stew's on!

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    Do you not shower?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      I do.
      It's very difficult to pull my foreskin all the way back, though.

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      • disthing
        9 years ago

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

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      • [Old Memory]
        9 years ago

        weird. I would ask a doctor about that. I'm not circumcised either and have no problem with that. I never heard of smegma either and when I looked it up it looks like an infection caused from bad hygiene.

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        • Avant-Garde
          9 years ago

          Is that you in your profile pic?

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          • [Old Memory]
            9 years ago

            yes

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  • Doktor_Hildred_Von_Steinmann
    9 years ago

    False. Try harder next time.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Actually, I'm serious. I tried it at least once.

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  • slings_and_arrows
    9 years ago

    You need to wash more often, that's the thing that's not normal.

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  • Loopyloo
    9 years ago

    you are awesome

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  • la_uva_mojada
    9 years ago

    stupid fucking troll

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    Yet another reason I prefer kosher hot dogs!

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  • OtherSide
    9 years ago

    Duuude...

    This post hurt my brain.

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