I know that i am lucky to be so handsome.

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I am a male model (what else could I be?) and have always been very stuck on myself. It's hard for me to stay with any one woman for too long because I can get so many. Besides women usually get tire of my vanity. They end up not liking me at all. Is this normal? A really good looking guy like me so hung up on himself that I end up being lonely, and always on the prowl for a nice looking female. I must confess that I do consider any female very lucky to be with a sweet piece of eye candy like me. I am not making this up but sometimes I kiss my own reflection in the mirror. Am I normal for knowing how gorgeous I am?

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thegypsysailor

9 years ago

So handsome and MODEST, too. Wow. Mr. perfect, huh?

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[Old Memory]

9 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNU8blUwms

I'm the narcissist of IIN! Stay out of my territory!

But on a serious note, there's been a few people that have come on this site stating the same thing later to find out to be fake, so I am skeptical. Buuuuut, can we see a picture? I always like seeing a badass looking guy (no homo, though).

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- iEatZombies_
  
  9 years ago
  
  I think OP may be trolling you.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    Possibly, but if not I'mm'a get my Hiesenberg on. >:)
    
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- derpyderp
  
  9 years ago
  
  Have to admit I thought of you when I was reading this. I know you love the mirror...
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    Yeah, I wouldn't blame people for assuming it was me, not tha far off. Aha.
    
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- TareBear20
  
  9 years ago
  
  ^_^!!!! This makes me so happy. XD
  
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- RoseIsabella
  
  9 years ago
  
  Hell yeah!
  
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GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!

9 years ago

True beauty is someone that is beautiful inside as well as out. You sir just sound like a douche. That is all.

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- JohnnytheSnake
  
  9 years ago
  
  Thats what ugly people say to make themselves feel better. nobody ever says you have attractive organs.
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    9 years ago
    
    Except for Hannibal lecter, ofcourse. ;)
    
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    - JohnnytheSnake
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well played, well played indeed.
      
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  - GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    
    9 years ago
    
    Well, well, well, if it isn't the rat. How much time did you serve before the mods let you back?.
    
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    - JohnnytheSnake
      
      9 years ago
      
      I did three years in Internet prison. It was bad man... I had to do things im not proud of. I got a snake tattoo on my face. Dont ask me why.
      
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      - GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
        
        9 years ago
        
        Welcome back to the madhouse.
        
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        JohnnytheSnake
        
        9 years ago
        
        *pops a bottle of cheap champagne* weres the strippers and cake? And weres the stripper inside the cake? This is a terrible welcoming party.. *looks over and sees a couple dudes kissing* ahhhh its good to be back!
        
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NSOV

9 years ago

This website is infested with trolls now.

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Petrichor.

9 years ago

Pretty women aren't everything, you know?

Unfortunately, it's pretty common for those who were blessed with above averages looks to be hung up on themselves. Just know that the damage of you inevitable fall is determined by how high you raise your pedestal.

I feel quite blessed to be as beautiful as I am and be smart enough to know that my beauty is not what makes me who I am. I could never be satisfied with myself if I got by with my looks alone. I truly feel sorry for you and hope your vanity and lust doesn't imprison you forever -- because you'll die a lonely, sad man with no-one to love you if you continue down the path your traveling now.

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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

I predict a future of alcoholism, abuse, plastic surgery, and pills. You will have your stomach pumped three times befeor your heart gives out or your liver fails. But damn, you sure look fine in satin and mahogany.

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CountessDouche

9 years ago

I'm thinking about putting the phrase "you are a total cunt" on my clipboard...if I can just paste it, I feel like I would be able to answer more questions here in a timely fashion. Efficiency FTW.

Btw, you are a total cunt, OP. Hope that helps ;)

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donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

9 years ago

i bets yallre lookin like onea them faggy fellers whats in them magazine perfume ads

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Nokiot9

9 years ago

Yeah, you may be hot on the outside, but I can tell u are ugly as FUCK on the inside. That's why ur lonely. Ur shallow and conceited. Like most people that recognize their own good looks, they let it go completely or their head.

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kelili

9 years ago

It's normal to know that you are beautiful. (I sometimes kiss my reflection too but I don't have a top model figure - I'm petite). Enjoy being gorgeous, use and abuse of your beauty. Some are rich, some are intelligent and some are damn beautiful. I see no harm in using and abusing the little life gave us.

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Riddler

9 years ago

You sound like a narcissist.

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Shimmers

9 years ago

Ignore the haters!
Focus on your OUTER beauty!
You are gorgeous, they are jealous!

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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

I was at the mall a while ago and they had one of those model searches. All these people were lining up to get pamphlets so they can be models(its a scam, they take a few photos and charge you for a portfolio). Everybody things they are so hot. The funniest part is the best looking person there was the janitor cleaning up the food tables. He could have been a model easily but he probably doesn't know and doesn't care.

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Avant-Garde

9 years ago

I want you to read The Tale of Narcissus.

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handsignals

9 years ago

You were beaten to death with the ugly stick and came back as a rotten zombie.

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- iEatZombies_
  
  9 years ago
  
  =D
  So then, he's hot after all... and edible.
  Yessss...
  
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Shackleford96

9 years ago

Hello Michael Kelso.

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LizardSkin

9 years ago

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

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- 53739
  
  8 years ago
  
  that should be a famous quote, like "religion is the opiate of the masses" or something.
  
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deepthought33

9 years ago

Give yourself another decade and see if you still like your life this way.

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derpyderp

9 years ago

Fucking metros... smh

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wistfulmaiden

9 years ago

Gag. I once dated a guy who asked to use my mirror during dinner. First and last date.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  9 years ago
  
  Wouldn't that make you equally gag worthy, if not moreso, for having a mirror brought with you? o_0
  
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  - wistfulmaiden
    
    9 years ago
    
    Oh its you cave man. drop dead.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      9 years ago
      
      ...Do I know you?
      
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      - wistfulmaiden
        
        9 years ago
        
        *gargle snort drool*
        tee hee.
        
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        9 years ago
        
        ...>_>
        
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RainbowDischarge

9 years ago

Pretty boys are kinda ugly.

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