I keep my used rubbers and collect used tampons from trash cans

I feel truly nostalgic about condoms after I use them, because sex is always something worth remembering. And the tampons, I just get a certain thrill out of secretly collecting them out of the trash (from my girlfriend when we were together and now I've been collecting my roommate's)..... and then I get very nostalgic about the experience of having snuck it out of the trash can. So, I put it in a freezer where I keep them forever!

However, I have run into a minor problem. The freezer in my room is running out of space! I'm going to have to get a larger one, but eventually even that's going to fill up. There's a storage center in the area that offers space for frozen foods and things of the sort that you can rent, but I doubt that they'd rent out the same freezer that's used for food..... for me to keep my collection of used condoms and tampons. So, I'd have to hide what I was actually keeping there. But I don't know how.

I'm thinking I'll keep my collection in locked crates of some kind. That way perhaps they won't ever find out what I'm storing in the rented freezer space. Though, I've looked into it a bit and most of the companies that let you rent freezer space require you to say what you're storing there.... and they actually check to see what's there. In which case, I doubt that they would let me keep my collection there.

Oh well, I guess I'll cross that bridge when I get to it. For now I'll just get a larger freezer, and I do not consider myself a hoarder. Or even abnormal in any way. Some people collect antiques, others collect cars, old stamps, old soda bottles. I collect used condoms and bloody tampons, and to be honest, I don't see the difference. Sure, some folks might find my collection to be a bit gross, but I'm still a collector so their opinions are irrelevant to me. And I fully intend to keep my collection for my entire life..... and I'm excited to add to it as time goes on!