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I LOVE food.
All different kinds of food, I eat it and love it all. What I just now realized though is that TACO spelled Backwards is O CAT!
I'm suddenly terrified!
What kind of meat IS IT?????????????
HOLY F*CK, you opened my blind f*ckin' eyes!!! I can see it now clearly! My girl, NATASA, is not the sweet little innocent girl I used to know... she is... A SATAN!!! I'VE BEEN F*CKIN' LUCIFEEERRRRRRR!!! GOD FORGIVE MY COCK, FOR IT HAS SINNED! x.X
I got my girlfriend to measure my penis as she was curious how big or small her boyfriends penis might be. I was 21 at that time( years old, not inches) the only time I ever measured it was at school when a boy told me that I had the largest penis in the class. He told me my penis was not only long but thick as well saying " what a fxxxxxg pxxxk I had. That afternoon when I got home I measured my erect penis with the 6 inch ruler out of my pencilcase. It was bigger so I got my mums measureing tape out of a drawer and it was just over 8 inches, that was when I was14, when my girlfriend measured it at 21 by then it was 9. Inches fully stretched
A taco (pronounced /ˈtɑːkoʊ/) is a traditional Mexican dish composed of a corn or wheat tortilla folded or rolled around a filling. A taco can be made with a variety of fillings, including beef, chicken, seafood, vegetables and cheese, allowing for great versatility and variety. A taco is generally eaten without utensils and is often accompanied by garnishes such as salsa, cilantro, tomatoes, onions and lettuce.
er... ok this is possibly the most random question on this site - its not even a funny random one if thats what you were trying to be and is what it is really coming off as
Eat plenty, eat lots of food 😋 don't worry about being greedy. Just enjoy the food. Don't worry about getting fat. Some people love a fatty. :) So eat lots & enjoy
Unleash the Sword of Omens, Lion-O! Only you can save us from the dastardly lizard tacos!
I'm literally laughing my ass off at this. Ahh man, I needed this laugh :)