I jizzed for an entire minute...

My name is Mike. Basically i'm always up for trying new things. I kind of always have been as long as i can remember.

I think it's this that makes me the person that i am today. I'm going to let you all in on a story that has had me puzzled ever since it happened.

It began last weekend. I had had a pretty slack week on the jizz front for my usual standards. Work was tough. I was getting home late and i was so tired that jizzing was the last thing on my mind. Usually my first thought when i have some time to relax is jizzing.

It was Saturday, i was at home relaxing after a long week. And then it happened. My dick began to rise. It tore against my boxer shorts, straining at the leash to escape. I considered my options. Do i let the bad boy out of his cell, or do i lock him out of my mind?

Neither option suited me. It was time to tease that prick like he had never been teased before.

I began to massage my testicles through my boxers, then ran my hands up the full length of my throbbing member. He was aching now. Fit to burst, but he would have to wait - it wasn't time for him yet.

I fought against all my instincts. Everything was telling me to pull him out, but the teasing continued. I could feel precum seeping from my japs eye. This was a good sign. It was time to up the ante.

I pulled down my boxers. My cock glared at me reproachfully. He wasn't happy at being kept waiting.

I wet my forefinger and began rubbing the underside of my bobby's helmet. He quivered sharply.

I continued this for 5 minutes. We were getting close. I could sense it.

I used my other free hand to massage my testes. Before long... the process had begun.

Semen began leaking out of me. It didn't blast like i expected it to, just a steady stream cum. I continued to circle and massage. For the first 15 seconds, clear fluid was emanating from my dick. It was an amazing feeling. And yes, this whole time i was having an orgasm like no other.

Soon the jizz transformed into the white sticky substance i knew so well.
'hello old friend', i moaned to myself as my seed continued to pour out of me. Still no violent contractions in my dick, just a steady flow.

I'm sure you can imagine the mess. There was jizz all over me. I was beginning to wonder what the hell was going on. I decided enough was enough. I grabbed my dick as hard as i could and did what he had been asking me to do for the past half hour. My dick exploded with one final eruption of jizz as this mammoth orgasm reached heights i could have never imagined in a monumental climax.

I laid there. Wallowing in the aftermath of what had just happened. My body still shaking, my breathing heavy.

What was this? Is this something that I should be worried about, or am i blessed? Could i have continued to orgasm and flow out semen if i hadn't given in and grabbed my cock? Does my dick have a mind of it's own? And finally... is this normal?

Thanks for reading.

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Comments ( 17 )
  • mumbum

    Very hot! You need your own blog and a live webcam..:)

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  • AngAnders112

    My favorite part was when it was "straining at the leash to escape."

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    • dappled

      That bit had me laughing out loud. Then I read "My cock glared at me reproachfully". I literally howled at this.

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  • And you felt the need to make this into a chapter from a cheap sex novel because...?

    Congrats, you had a lot of pre-cum before the actual party got underway. You had an intense orgasm, they happen occasionally.

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  • honeybeee

    hahahahahahhaa ' hello old friend'

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  • dom180

    My parents were in the room when I read this. They asked what I was laughing at. I had to pretent I was on YouTube.

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  • lovebuzz1025

    Lol i love your story telling skills

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  • flax

    Boorrrrrring

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  • aussiewolf

    too long, didnt read. the title was stupid and unbelievable.

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    • sleepingbeauty

      Don't be boring! It was fun and well written and certainly gave me a giggle, it actually doesn't matter if its true or not in this case.

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  • whatevz

    hahahahahaha, sounded like a sex novel - although i do feel a bit gay after reading that. I'll have to go and do something manly for a while, like drinking beer and belching while i itch my crack - you know the stereotypical stuff! :P

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  • Aleks85

    I feel a little gay after reading that. But I have to give you points for keeping me interested in a story of male masturbation.

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  • Tobi-Uciha

    Wow, O_O'

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  • justinetld

    Nice dude

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  • hardonlife

    Oh my, I really would like to meet you Mr.
    Not talking to you, talking to your penis.

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  • metallover1991

    Wow, Peter North's got nothing on you!

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  • thanks for introducing your friend to us mike, he sounds like a real character and i bet he takes you to interesting places ;) can you tell us more about yr friend cause its amusing

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