I jerk off next to wife

You have a problem. my husband has done that once or twice while I've been sleeping He has a porn problem. Most likely you prolly do too or a masturbation addiction yes that is a thing. If your feeling Horney try to wake up your wife to have some sex . Have the decency to talk to your wife about it I agree honesty is the best policy. As a wife I would be upset with my husband If he didnt tell me i would be less upset if he is straight up with me if its already a bad habit like porn.

You must be japanese.

My first ex husband used to do that, and then I found out the bastard was cheating with a fat bitch from his work. I would wake up and try to accommodate him then he'd turn me down, and say he was just trying to relieve stress, fucking liar! Talk about humiliating, emotional abuse of a spouse! Those two people are garbage.

I'm happy, and proud to say I confronted the stupid cunt who was bigger and probably stronger than me, and made her cry like the beta bitch she is, and always will be. I also got a few good jabs on him. I'm sure some people will hate on me, but I don't give a flying fuck.

My only question to you OP is what are you thinking of when you spank the monkey right next to your wife as she sleeps? If you're thinking of some piece of shit skank you know or even something from porn you're really disrespecting your wife, and that's not cool. If you're just jacking off, because you don't wanna wake the wife then have enough decency and respect to hop in the shower or on the toilet. If she wakes up then be a man, and give her some hot monkey love if she is in the mood.

I also just wanna say that when my folks came through town to help me pack up my shit to leave the bastard I showed them the stains on his side of the bed, and told them every muthafuckin thang! He's lucky my father didn't beat the shit out of him, but my mom made a beautiful speech where she said, "I'm sorry you really are white trash", and he cried like a stupid little bitch, because that's all he is and ever will be!

No quarter... I don't mess around!

Why wouldn't it be so?