I imagine a world ravaged by zombies.

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I spend quite a lot of the day sitting down with nothing to do but think. Recently I've been considering what I would do in a zombie apocalypse and the problems and solutions that could go with the situation.

My plan, and you may have a different one, is to board up all the windows of my house, buy a shotgun with a box of ammo and then throw away all but 12 shells for that authentic horror movie feel. I would then hire a team of guards to stand watch in shifts to warn of any oncoming undead masses that may pose a threat. Finally I would hire a builder to make the steps up to my house a foot taller, as it is well known that zombies don't climb over high objects.

So how many of you have a zombie apocalypse plan? Is it normal to consider the options?

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  • wiemmii
    13 years ago

    OMG, i do this all the time lol. i'll just think about wich of my friends i would hook up with, where we would go, and how we would survive!! totally normal :)

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    It's fun to extrapolate on fiction. I have a plan to deal with genetically altered, 13-19 year old Japanese mercenary reptiles. I'm going to get a huge rat to train them in ninja skills and then feed them pizza before naming them after 15th century Italian artists and sculptors. My plan is to wait until the teenage mutant ninja turtles turn 20 and thus cease to exist.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    Having a phobia of zombies in particular forces me to think these options through as well, yes. And it's very normal to ponder any possibility of supernatural events occurring in real life. Sometimes our imaginations prepare us most for deadly situations.

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  • lilpaisa
    12 years ago

    I have my plans too :)

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  • Vampgirl
    13 years ago

    Mmm....interesting thought, but what about a Vampire Apocalypse or worse, an Alien Invasion?

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  • akaiser45
    13 years ago

    I got a plan. Grab my Beretta 12 gauge auto and a few boxes of shells, get in my truck and gtfo.

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