I.i.n. i began to bottle my farts to smell or taste them?

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I began to bottle my farts in air and liquid form. So, on them days when I get the urge 2 smell or taste them I can have all the raunchyness morning, noon, or night! My farts taste like a fresh rose petal, is this normal? If so can anyone give me a tip on how to make them taste more raunchy. They are always tasting so fresh, I need that wretched taste every so often! I've tried everything even letting them sit out in the sun in their little mason jars for months and I still have one thats been outside for over a year? Why can't I make them taste putrid?!?! HELP ME PLEASE!
Just 2 clarify they smell like corn no matter what I do but they taste like roses? I'm so puzzled, I NEED HELP PPL PLEASE!

And don't you dare judge me.

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  • GreyWulfen
    10 years ago | pl

    Why does this site have moderators again?

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago

      I really doubt it does. Management probobly made them up so he doesn't get sued.

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  • [Old Memory]
    10 years ago

    The "poo throwing, piss holding, fart bottling" guy is running out of SHIT.

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  • Gamzeee
    10 years ago

    How do you know what roses taste like?

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  • Dot123
    10 years ago

    http://isitnormal.com/story/i-have-a-fart-collection-40852/

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  • andiforoncedonthatehumans
    10 years ago

    And to think i wanted to apply for moderator on this site..

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  • Avant-Garde
    10 years ago

    "Dr, how do you taste a fart?"

    "By straining it, of course."

    "Oh Dr! You are so smart!"

    *Dr. Strains it in liquid form into a cup. He puts a straw into the cup*

    "Here, my dear. Have a sip of the tasty farty goodness!"

    "Okay!"

    *She drinks it*

    "Mmm! Yummy! It tastes like the lotion you put on your skin after having sex in the shower with Hitler... There's also notes of Lager, Liquorice, white rice, and plum kernels! And... There are the whiffs of potatoes chopped in some sort of stew and... A foul smell. This foul smell reminds me of the latrine especially when someone has haemorrhoids..."

    "Dr. Is there something you aren't telling me? Like where do farts really come from? How are they made?"

    "Shut the fuck up and drink the rest of it!!!!", the doctor angrily says.

    *Sheila is crying. Crying as she silently drinks the rest of the juicy carbonated fart*

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    • RomeoDeMontague
      10 years ago

      Really? Than what happened?

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      • imagirldealwithit123
        10 years ago

        The Hitler part.. Made it the best post ever.

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  • EccentricWeird
    10 years ago

    How does a fart come out in "liquid form"? Isn't that diarrhea?

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  • LovelyMay
    10 years ago

    Thanks for the idea. It will soon be normal.

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  • Sog
    10 years ago

    One of my stories recently got rejected. But to be fair, I was trolling anyway so I don't mind. I guess it's proof that the mods are at least TRYING to do their job.

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  • Terence_the_viking
    10 years ago

    I hate the smell of my farts.

    I wonder how the people feel about this.

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    • NotStrangeBird
      10 years ago

      I hate the smell of your farts too.

      But I'm a bird. My opinion doesn't count here.

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      • Terence_the_viking
        10 years ago

        I am sorry if i have insulted your nose it was not my intention.

        I can't control the smell of my farts waaaaah.

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  • bluesun
    10 years ago

    *farts in your mouth* tell me what dose it tastes like?

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  • noid
    10 years ago

    Wow.

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  • RoseIsabella
    10 years ago

    Eat more pork.

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