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i'm not constipated or anything but it has been a month and is still haven't pooped,i also haven't been drinking water often. is it normal?
Trolling?
If you are serious, GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY. You are supposed to have a bowel movement every single day. If it's been 30 days, something is clearly wrong.
Go to the store and find a glass bottle of magnesium citrate in the pharmacy aisle. The 6 ounce bottle is like 2 bucks...It is a osmotic laxative and better than a stimulant laxative. I can guarantee that after drinking one bottle you will take the biggest shit of your life for at least 6 hours...but its worth it if you are this clogged up.
If this isn't a bad attempt at trolling, you need to go to the ER as SOON AS POSSIBLE.
This is probably the funniest thing I've ever read and anyone who has commented is also the funniest person in the world ever who has ever existed.
I bet your hella bloated. Then again maybe you're just sleep dumping and not remembering it. Sleep dumping is like sleep walking only with poop.
You constipated. Eat your veggies. Make vegetable stir-fry and drink your water.
I know someone this actually happened to. He poops through a colostomy bag now.
Unfortunately, it's likely you are now more shit than human.
Flush yourself down the toilet post-haste.
I apologize then. But that is a very serious and disturbing problem. I didn't know a person could go that long without emptying themselves. Good luck.