I haven't had sex in 18 years.

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I haven't had sex with a woman in 18 years. Not since my wife and me broke up. Every woman I meet or even date reminds me of my ex. That's fucked up. But I can't seem to shake free of this depressed hurt feeling whenever I get in a one on one with any female. After 18 years can this be normal? Jacking off doesn't help. Only makes me more depressed because "she" comes into my head as I'm stroking and that's the end of that. Haven't even gotten one off in 18 years. Never thought this could be humanly possible. Ditto for hookers. I've even tried watching hard core porn to get my mojo workin': nada. No sex in 18 years. Normal? To bad I'm not gay, huh?

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  • deepdankstickygoo
    8 years ago | pl

    Your balls must be like watermelons by now.

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    • ClassicVlassic
      8 years ago

      so are you intending that his balls are sweet and got juice waiting to drip out ?

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      • deepdankstickygoo
        8 years ago

        Pretty much.

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  • anti-hero
    8 years ago

    You're a fag.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    After a break up, we often do things to get our ex to feel guilty of causing. Some go as far as suicide.
    Not allowing yourself a satisfying sex life could be partly caused by this. Sadly, I doubt your ex cares.
    If you can see what I'm talking about, you might be able to change things.
    If you, like most on here, just blow off my posts as stupid crap, then you'll have to get answers from them.

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    • wigz
      8 years ago

      Wait, didn't you say you went without for some-teen years and blamed it on the women you were meeting? Yeah, you did.

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      • deepdankstickygoo
        8 years ago

        Fake profile picture spotted. You know that I know that youre a middle aged lady who leaves your bathroom door open so your cats can watch you take uncanny shaply dumps.

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        • wigz
          8 years ago

          I'm 37, I do leave the bathroom door open and that is my picture.

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          • deepdankstickygoo
            8 years ago

            Well you are not middle aged but I was right about the mega dumps.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Speaking of stupid crap: Did they change your diaper today yet, old fella? Don't forget it's "Checkers Night" at the nursing home tonight. Cheese crackers and diet grape soda for refreshments. Don't forget to put your teeth in. Bet you gave them a good soaking last night, huh?

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        I was going to give a constructive response to your post but after that gratuitous ageist nastiness I can't be bothered, you're not worth my time

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        • strangethingshappen
          8 years ago

          I doubt it was aimed at you! He really deserves this as he's always pissing on people on this site! Op is just trying to give him a taste of his own medicine.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Not a problem. By the way . . . You know what? I just had a second thought. I was about to unload on you and make a really nasty comment to you. But that wouldn't be right. I flew off the handle and deserved to be chastened. Sorry. To you and everyone else on this site. Everyone except . . . he's reading this apology right now so he knows it's HIM that I'm talking about. Don't you? ;-)

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          • Ellenna
            8 years ago

            No excuse for the ageism though .... if it's the real gypsysailor you're referring to, I'm the same age as him and although I do have false teeth I'm not in a nursing home and never will be if I have a choice and I'm not incontinent. It would be more mature and much more constructive to address the CONTENT of posts rather than resort to stereotypes.

            Your apology is accepted, just don't do it again or I'll come after you with my walking stick

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            • wigz
              8 years ago

              And there's no excuse for gypsy's ableism either. His most common responses are that OP is either retarded or crazy. Why defend him? It's obvious his intent on this site is to ridicule others and not help.

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            • strangethingshappen
              8 years ago

              Nice

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            • Anonymous Post Author
              8 years ago

              Okay, Okay, Okay. Man, you sure know how to give a verbal beating. I'll leave him alone (You hear me Sailor?). Can we move on from here? Your point is well taken. I'll be more responsible on this site in the future. I promise. Honest Injun. Cross my heart and hope to die. My feeling is that you wield a mean walking stick. Happy Easter everyone. You too Gypsysailor. Ciao.

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            • HellKnight6
              8 years ago

              this op has been targeted for 404 termination

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            • HellKnight6
              8 years ago

              this op has been targeted for 404 termination

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        • HellKnight6
          8 years ago

          this op has been targeted for 404 termination

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        I shoulda known this was a troll post by some pussy ass virgin playing on an adult website. No shit, 18 years without sex! You are 17 now, right? Piss ant.

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          8 years ago

          Who you calling a troll you wrinkled old lying fuck? And isn't piss ant an insult used in the 1930s? Well, seeing as you were in high school then I guess you already knew that. Now on the subject of trolls which you so rudely brought up. I've been on this site for close to a year and have seen you post nothing BUT trolls. This so called boat? This so called wife? This so called sailing the seven whatever? ALL TOTAL BULLSHIT! Make sure you ask one of the nurse's aides for an extra blanket tonight you old fucking geezer. Wouldn't want you to catch cold. Might get a bit chilly tonight. Enjoy your bingo. Remember no cheating like last Tuesday night. And no more trying to cop a feel from one of the young black girls. They work hard and don't need to put up with any perverted shit from an old horny fuck like you.

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      • strangethingshappen
        8 years ago

        Hahahahahaha this would have stirred a storm up xD

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  • Evil_Rebel
    8 years ago

    Are you sure your not 18 yrs old..

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  • Dillon
    8 years ago

    18 years eh? Whoa i'd probably kill myself.

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  • kritzzzz
    8 years ago

    What I worry the most is the 'Haven't even gotten one off in 18 years"

    In general a healthy male human body is designed to have sexual urges which many times leads to ejaculation. Therefore, I think you should start with making your body 'healthy' physically. Sometimes you might think you are healthy, but in someways you maybe really are not.

    Good physical health will not only make your libido increase, but also build towards a healthy mind and emotions.

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  • strangethingshappen
    8 years ago

    I haven't had sex in 22 years! Beat that !

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    • ews3
      8 years ago

      I haven't had sex with a woman for 26 years. I have sucked lots of cock.

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      • strangethingshappen
        8 years ago

        Ewww! AIDS :O

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  • TheMightyOz
    8 years ago

    I share your pain, man. I can't get it up. I am just pathetic.

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  • Appiah
    8 years ago

    you are probably shy or not courageous...

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  • Soapy_Testicles
    8 years ago

    A hooker blowjob didn't even work? Well you have to get that energy out somehow. Try some exercise.

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  • Eat.My.Fuck
    8 years ago

    I find this whole thing difficult to believe but you said it yourself so who knows. People are just really fucked up these days. I take it you're preoccupied with sex and the more effort you make the less effect it has. You need to let go. Life is all about letting go.

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