I have to lick everything that is blue

everytime i see something that is blue i have an overwhelming urge to lick it

if i dont i think about it all day have to go back and lick it....

am i normal?

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  • Jim_Pfoss

    So what do you do about that sky thing?

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    • Blackadder

      I think it't perfectly normal, yeah. I mean, why not? If people licked more, there'd be less war and more happy people.
      But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over the obsession with blue, and start licking other colors too.

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    • EJCRADIOSHOW

      Laugh My Fucking Arse Off :')))))

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    • Leilani321

      LOL good question. I wonder if she goes off sticking her tounge out trying to lick the sky. No offense but yeah I agree with everyone else OCD.

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    • OoBayBeeHairoO

      that was so funny to me

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  • BayonetKnifeFighter

    so if I painted my slong blue...

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  • Kindy

    So if you see an obese dude with a blue tshirt on...?

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    • KokoJelly

      haha

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    • cremeegg

      LMAO :')

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  • OT3P_Wolf

    You must be ALL OVER the blue man group...

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    • Breathless

      ROFL omg, that's hilarious. no offense to the poster. Its finny and all. I can't help it. But yeah, OCD, definitley.

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  • guitaranddrugs

    so if u seen a naked smurf?

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    • cremeegg

      Fucking LOL !

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  • fulcypoo

    I have blue balls. So get to work.

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  • radical

    so i guess everyone with a blue name isn't really helping the situation, are they?

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  • Blackadder

    I think it's pretty normal, yeah. I mean, why not? If people licked more, there'd be less war.
    But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over your obsession with blue and start licking other colors too.

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  • buoengs

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder

    ?

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  • normalsnotnormal

    I wish i had to lick everything that was blue too.. right now i'm stuck on brown.. not good after excremental activities.

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  • MokoMonster

    wow, that is probably one of the most random obsessions ever. but i can't see anything wrong with it particualy, it doesn't really hurt anyone so you know...lick to your hearts content i guess.

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  • russellnb

    No, you are really weird. You are supposed to lick Green things. Duh!

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  • killiminati

    Ima paint my dick blue

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  • stealthssination1017

    So do you have to fly to lick the sky?
    What if you saw up a girls skirt and her panty was blue?
    What if you see my names background color?
    What if I painted my Sword in the Stone(s) blue?
    If you see blue paint?
    What if toxic waste was blue?
    What if a bench was painted blue and still wet then some obese man sits on it?
    What if you are at the beach and see a clear blue sky, a crystal blue sea and a really hot girl in a blue swimsuit?

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  • RayBans

    Put blue on your elbow.

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  • so_damn_unpretty

    what the craziest blue thing you ever licked?

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  • CarolM

    so when u get the blue screen of death on ur pc do u lick it?

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  • kachasama

    That sounds like OCD.

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  • Gabriell

    You guys with the blue background... you just had your names licked!

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    • DramDaem

      OH NOEZ

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    • OoBayBeeHairoO

      hilarious

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  • pidgeonshaveAIDz45

    blue is the color of pure emotion. this shows that you are a very emotional being that needs to get in touch with the wetter side of your feelings. it is only natural to slobber over things that tickle your color sensorzz

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    • MangaToesOO

      LOL!!!

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  • Chuddz

    Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?
    Yeah licky mass bitch...

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  • IisNotSoNormal

    You locked in an empty blue room would be funny

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  • muscle

    Yeah you could cure some blue balls pretty quickly

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  • DefJay

    And what do you do about Blue Balls? ;)

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  • AtlDude

    I think I have blue balls

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  • Anders

    Note to myself: never wear blue again.

    The solution is simple: take something that tastes bad, and i mean, realy realy bad, then, paint it blue and lick it. If you still want to lick it, just because its blue, than you may have a problem.

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  • ilove.nsn

    I'm BLUE and if I was green I would die ;o

    Haha.. BLUE WAFFLE! Dx

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  • (:sweet:)

    Blue balls...

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  • bobbyb123

    Soooooooo...wat if ur poopwas blue????

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  • ipunchy92

    I have blue eyes! Ahhh!

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  • dudeomgwtf

    Smurfs fear you

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  • lambertluver

    Do you like the yes color blue?

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  • Unknown3

    Im blue (8)

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  • MoJo_1013

    i think you are just like everyone else. no one should put you in a category. If some people didnt want to lick blue, pink, or orange things. everyone would be so bland no one would have a personality we would all be the same. People like you, licking the blue things, and people like me pissing my pants on purpose, are the reason the world turns. we make everything a bit off. and we like it that way. :)

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  • ilovesheep

    It's weird but it's cute!!! Who cares if its normal or not. Go for it...just don't lick anything poisonous, k? LOL

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  • Oh, my dog ate a bunch of crayons last month and he was shitting all sorts of colors. Would you like me to feed him some blue so you can get your rocks off of licking dog shit?

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  • timebobbu

    I would paint my 'skin flute' blue hehehe

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  • B4RT3E001L1z1

    You remind me of Miley Cyrus

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  • ChaoticBunny

    Have you heard of the blue waffle? Would you dare to lick that?

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  • mmcrob94

    My balls is blue

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  • Avant-Garde

    My Domo pants are blue and my sleep shirt is navy blue. The walls in my room are an extremely light blue (possibly Alice or ice blue). The febreeze bottle is blue, the tissue box is blue too. The weird storage bucket I have is blue. Some of the articles of my bed as well as t-shirts and my hats are blue. The mural is predominately blue and I've got blue books too. Long story short, I love the colour blue. I think certain shades of blue as being cold and refreshing. So the aspect of licking makes sense to me but too some extent. I think that the extent that you are at isn't normal. You may even have a neurological disorder like OCD.

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  • IrishPotato

    Blue waffles.
    That is all.

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  • Cohen

    Another person saying it sounds like OCD. It can show up in the weirdest ways.

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  • yesreid

    so most of your boyfriends with BLUE BALLS....

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  • DUUUUUUDE

    So if this "thing" were to be a waffle, would you take it upon yourself to "lick" it.

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  • whatswrongwithme22

    I'll make sure to paint my ass blue for u 

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  • alsomevit

    im soo sorry but i laughed
    i tough u where making a joke
    if its a disorder than its normal

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  • Pink_bunny

    I guess for most of the guys here who commented talking bout their blue balls am guessing they have some major smurf balls going on.

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  • DenverWagner

    It's just as normal as OCD is.

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  • tails_prower7

    @TuesWithMorrie lol thats disgusting dude

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  • Man i bet you got a massive boner watching avatar then lol

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  • bunnydude

    I licked a blue waffle once... Vomited all over the bitch afterwards though

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  • Care-free

    Good luck licking the sky!!!

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  • caiken69

    so how do you feel about blue waffle?

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  • acefreakzero

    hello yaasmeen. I don't know if you'll ever read this, but if you do, My username is acefreakzero and my real name is Desiree' You know me, I go to your school. And also, go on member chat and fine me, or ask for me, unlesss you want to ignore me, then that's cool too. I'll probably stalk you to school and ask you if you got my post or if you even get onn this website anymore... I doubt it. But OK I guess I'll ask you on Monday. I'll probably force you onto this website. I'll force you to chat with me then I'll force you to sleep with me *just kidding* ;) But seriously, I'm bored, let's chat. I don't do the Facebook thing, so find me. I can't find you because I don't know your username. I just remember you told me about the day you posted this. Then I started posting stuff, now I'm a regular user. Cool, I guess we'll chat sometime, if not, oh well. Does Autumn get on this website? Do you like her or LOVE her? I bet you can tell I'm bored. If you want to see one of my stories you should see the one I posted with Angel about "My boyfriend cried after sex!" It was pretty funny, a lot of people hated it. I guy commented that I was "being raped with comments" You should check it out. It would get us one step closer to chatting and I hope I don't sound like a stalker or anything because to be honest, I'd never stalk you, your not good enough. I'm surprised that you read this far. I didn't think you cared. Anyway, I'm still in shock about you getting accepted into a school, we all thought you were the "Pregnant at six-teen, dropout of school 'cause I'm broke and dumb" kind of girl. But look at you, smart, without any kids...yet. Good lick with life. Come and find me.

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  • Jasaa

    You sound like you have OCD, so do I but I have to breath on things that I want to become :)

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  • MisterSatan

    Blue Waffle...

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  • Ozzy

    are u turned on by avatars?

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  • Ennue

    I dare you to lick a blue waffle.

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  • Cesty105

    Um that's called OCD see a doctor (preferably not a smurf doctor)

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  • Moonbow

    I have an overwhelming urge to kick dogs no matter what color they are!

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  • want my sexy smurf? what about my prevocitive n'avi? lick my avatar james camron! and you! get away from poor cookie monster!!!

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  • thats exactly like me, except its more like if i see a picture frame, i fuck a baby. -__-

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  • megaan

    LOL

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  • vegan

    That's clearly an OCD. It's not so rare, and It's pretty simple to get cured from it; it's important for you to go and look for a doctor.

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  • chewy

    blue waffle?

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  • stephaybabe

    lmao so if i wore a blue bra would u lick it or blue panties XD

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  • boom

    blue dick man will rescue you from virginity!

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  • howaminotmyself

    Yes, everybody lick blue things. But only the blue things. Just think how many people's tongues got there before you.

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  • iLuvAnimalzz33

    so, if you got a dab of blue paint on your cheek, you'd try and reach your cheek w/ your tounge just to lick the paint?

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  • thats my favorite color!

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  • RayBans

    Blue waffle, ya dig?

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  • ellaisrad

    someone's got ocd..

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  • trollkiller

    i think its hilarious that people voted this to be less normal that wanting to constantly eat people

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  • mluker

    I wanna take a big dump- and paint it blue. Lol

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  • funny

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  • lisalyn

    My toe nails are always blue come over my feet need attention

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  • strawberryray

    sounds like ocd

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  • Sooo you lick peoples shoes, shirts, pants!!? What about if someone If someone is painting their house blue, do you lick the wet paint...OCD!!

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  • jealouC

    my fav shirt is blue... wanna lick it?

    joke, joke.. it's normal i guess... everyone has something thats weird, etc..

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  • eagle-eye

    I can't believe that there are people like you out there

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  • MrzBrODreX

    Think it's called tourettes or OCD buddy! Lol

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  • Melodioushands

    im gunna die from laughing!!!:D o my god

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  • dip-shit-lover

    p.s you would be fun to take advantage on :) i could paint everything gross blue HEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEEHE

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  • dip-shit-lover

    Google Blue waffle, that will put you off licking things blue.

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  • nymphetaminegirl420

    Meh, I have an obsession with licking fat, cum, and my own discharge when I was younger soooo idk, you grow out of it.

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  • ~L~

    What if someone painted dog poo blue, would you lick that?

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  • ironically, im the opposite i am sickened by blue stuff. i cannot eat blue food, or like blue drinks (like blue m&ms, or blueberries, or blue gatorade, exc.) so i think niether of us are very normal..
    the other day somebody tried to feed me blue food and i puked on them..lets just say they werent happy ahah

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  • Sooooo... I have blue eyes... Don't touch me... Oh no I got a blue shirt on... Oh and my blue shoes... Blue short... Maybe I will put my blue skirt on? No stop lying!

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  • alexamarie23

    What if a little kid was wearing blue, would you lick him/her? If so you're kinda creepy....

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  • I'm not gonna judge you but i'm sorry that's just weird

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  • Bibie

    WTF is wrong with u jus for sayin that imma paint my **** blue

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  • Insideout

    That may not be normal, but it is pretty cool!! This made my day, thank you:)

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  • DarkEMO

    ok so if there was a girl with blue dots around here boobs......?

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  • boogdar

    I have issues with blue dishes and utensils. Can't stand to eat off them. They're blue, ew.

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  • pretender

    Would u lick a vervet monkeys balls? They're bright blue...

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  • ohnoes22

    I'll remember that when I'm buying condoms....

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  • do you know the song "im blue" by effiel6 or soething? that is ur theme song. and u need a lolipop.

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  • Carrie:)

    rofl

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  • cougardb3

    Shrink time

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  • purple-girl

    I lick purple things my friend justin is one of the things I lick.No just kiding. But I wish I coud lick justin...byb

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  • VampireQueen123

    i think if u wanna lick any and everything that is blue then do so cuz cant nobody do nut n bout it so let them say wat eva

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  • dancerock

    No you aren't.
    But, you know. It's not hurting anyone! So lick away.

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  • deathbanisher

    oh shit! im wearing a blue shirt! o.O

    it seems quite normal just an obsession nothing bad.... good thing you dont have an obsession over licking the color tan......

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  • you know when i was a kid i wanted to touch and have everything my sis has. i was so immature that time if she drew a drawing i would too and if she touched a furniture in a shop i would go back and touch it too. but now i'm older i didn't really know why i was like that... maybe because i'm a perfectionist? so lose that obsession ok? it's not normal

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  • wachu

    you know aids are blue

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  • mixedraindrop

    i lick everything thats pink :P

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  • I wanna lick everything that is green! lol

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  • iwanttoholdyourhand

    NOT NORMAL ! but i clicked that it is , what a freaking awesome habit , im going to try :D

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  • I think you have OCD... go and eat some meds.

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  • mybuttholesmellsofshit

    and my butthole

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  • mybuttholesmellsofshit

    my balls are blue...

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  • LilMissTammy

    Humm i have really bad ocd , but i dont urge to lick one pacific thing or colour , i have cleaning problem..im just curious about somthing one thing .. humm you no that disease called blue waffle lol , umm if you seen that on your screen right now would you lick it?

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  • OHANGEL

    WOULD U WANNA LICK THE BLUE SQUARE WITH MY USER NAME???

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  • mixedraindrop

    lmao

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  • wkevinc

    The author David Sedaris writes about how he used to have an uncontrollable urge to lick various things when he was a kid. It's not that weird.

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  • FlowerOfHope

    *coughOCDcough*

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  • notnormal784213

    what if a really sweaty fat dude painted himself blue....you have ocd my dearie

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  • CGFE3

    so every1 with a blue name has had them licked I take it? No offence, honest, OCD, i'm sure of it.

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  • TonyM

    lol if I ever meet a chick like that ima paint my dick blue.

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  • deviant

    What about a penis with a blue condom on it? What about a blue belly button ring on a morbidly obese and hairy man? What about a frostbitten toe? What if your mom dyed her pubes blue?

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  • Hockeychic29

    What about people with blue eyes?
    p.s. this is hilarious

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    • VampireQueen123

      The person that wrot this is a personal friend and i know for a fact that this is true! Don't make fun of her disorder

      PS she doesn't like blue balls so stop asking just because you don't get any

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  • Sharleyyy

    It sounds like you have obsessive compulsive disorder hun.

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  • Shae96

    that is weird!! i think it is all in your head

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  • Jocke

    What if someone put blue color in your eyes?

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  • imalwayzfallin

    i love blue stuff! i dont know why but almost everything blue is amazing (:

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  • cookie3

    Watch it your tongue may become infected!keep it in your mouth.There is to much swine flu going around

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  • BigSmoke908

    What do you do when you see those heavy-duty cleaner liquid is blue? How do you go to the store? These are all questions that I'm actually pretty interested in the answer.

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  • sadieblue

    Quite often when women see really "cute" things (babies, kittens, puppies) they want to "squish" them or bite them. It is an odd reflex that, thank god, most people don't act on. Perhaps your blue cravings are somehow related? I might carry some sanitizer with you though, just in case you see a blue dumpster...

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  • Impala69

    Just to let you know I'm wearing blue speedos...

    No no no I wasn't thinking of that, you have a dirty mind.

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  • jakepotato

    Maybe when you were younger, someone told you that no food is naturally bright blue, as a result, you have a yearning desire to taste the blue.

    Get some blue m&ms and keep it at bay.

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    • matniky

      what about blue beries????

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  • MissTrademark2317

    My friend had the urge to do this to things, but only things that were purple. It didn't last long. It just sounds like another obsession like any other OCD quirk but it's just a bit unique. I would just worry about germs. You must get sick often. And doesn't that look a big odd in public? Have you ever eaten at a resturaunt or gone to a store where part of their color scheme was blue? That would be inconvenient. Good luck with that, though.

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  • M0J00

    Must be akward for girls wearing blue shirts.
    PS:everybody knows this is fake

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    • I second it, thinking this is fake. How the hell can you flag it as fake. The flags I see do not match with what I see to the right side of this messageboard.

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  • okay, that's strange. cool, iguess, but strange. maybe you're just eccentric?

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  • margogo42

    yeah, sounds like a common symptom of ocd... well idk about the whole licking thing, but i dont know much about ocd, all i know is that they have certain urges towards similar things, and when they dont do what they're urged to do, they feel like they have to go back and do it or they'll be uncomfortable.

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  • tornwithin

    hahha thats the strangest thing.. i thought my ocd obsessions were weird

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    • Wetride

      And what r your ocds?

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  • funnyjoke22

    soooo what do u do about the whole sky thing?

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  • Treynine

    So do you lick a Smurfs ass when you see one?

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  • littlefrog

    I think this is real. Ive heard of things like this before, and the person sounds sincere to me. It does sound like OCD. And don't worry about the ass holes who are making fun of you because they have bigger issues. Good luck.

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  • If the writer of this story is a chick, it's kind of hot but if your a dude, thats just creepy and stupid.

    Yes, double standards make both sense and are fair. If anyone complains, please have the woman pay for the dinner and the movie on the first date. Hell, I would settle for a woman coming up to me and asking for sex.

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  • Noelus

    O.D.D=ODD sweetie, look it up!

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  • bingbong5

    Wat happens if wife/partner/girlfriend has got a blue fanny (or other thing) wat then? and wat clour are your eyes?

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  • TuesWithMorrie

    wierd my penis is blue and shoots outs green cum

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