I have this imaginary life...

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I'm a male and I'm 18. Pretty often, like daily, I imagine the life of a superstar girl. Her life is based on that of other real girls like Avril Lavigne and Madonna, etc... I don't know if I explain myself, so let's put it this way: I'm watching tv. I mute it and I start imaging how this girl is rehearsing for her concert and then the concert begins, so I start singing and dancing around as if I was her. I'm gay and I really like singing but I'm shy so my guess is that that's me imaging doing the things I really want to do... except being a girl, gosh like seriously I don't want to be a girl. Well just thought that information might be helpful.

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  • [Old Memory]
    12 years ago

    put a cactus in your bum and whack off with sandpaper this will solve your problem

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  • gateboy6
    14 years ago

    i didnt read whole thing but me similair i like think of soemthing 5 min i make like a life out of it

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    • 4w04se
      14 years ago

      think you should read the rest..

      @Publisher:
      FREAKY! Do something useful instead of fooling around doing stuff that you'd literally wet ur pants if your neighbor saw you doing

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  • AbsAreUs
    14 years ago

    Audition for America's Got Talent.

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    • ProblemSolved
      14 years ago

      You mean America's got No Talent

      But seriously, just being in your house and singing and pretending you're at a rock concert is normal, but to imagine yourself as a girl? That's a bit weird.

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