I have the best nightmares ever

When I sleep, I have dreams of bugs and cartoons that lead me into the forest to try to steal some lucky charms then we flee to imagination land to kill man bear pig, I then jumped onto a helicopter jumped on the 50 cal and let loose with a spray of gun fire down onto middle earth and from there I hiked up to the mountain top of Mt ziggawobway to pull the sacred ring from the yettis belly button. From there i used the ring of power to rescue princess peach from bowsers castle. I ended up in my hometown that was wasted by nuclear missles. I had to find my w-2 form immediately in the rubble. I met up with a revolutionary, we ran into a few government agents, they pulled out a gat, and I pulled out my Wang and went to town. I jumped through a window that took me to africa, I ended up meeting a nice African woman, got aids and had twenty kids to support ourselves. Then I woke up, pitching a tent... Is this normal?

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Comments ( 13 )
  • sfosternyc

    Liar

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  • DefinitelyNotNormal89

    Cartoon adventures are now nightmares? Last nightmare I had was a war on genocide and I was dragged kicking and crying underground where I was thrown into an airtight container and I just waited to die...

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  • rebecamp

    the only nightmare i have had that was the worst was when i dreamed about all of the fried chicken being gone:(

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  • DannyKanes

    I thought you said nightmares, I'd love to have those kinds of dreams :-D

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  • U rock

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  • bigtoe88

    lies I say

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  • alv1592

    Haha that's awesome! It's not a nightmare if u like it lol

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  • disthing

    Lies. And that's not a nightmare...

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  • SEWnanist23

    That's called a psychedelic dream, lol. Usually when my sleep is normal I have nightmares about Godzilla, he's either after Me or I'm trying to avoid any other deadly calamity he can bring my way if he's near.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    So tell me, how is this a nightmare?

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  • karmasAbich

    Hahaha I love writing dumb things. :P

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  • Dad

    I think I counted 10 movies, and about 5 news articles.
    Time to turn off the tv.

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  • joeystyles

    ya i had a dream like this when i was on shrooms

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