I have something to confess...

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Hi IIN. I hope you're all sitting down, because this will NOT be pretty. Well here goes....

I'm white.

I'm also a man.

I also work a middle class job. Paying taxes even! Imagine the nerve.

Well that's it. Please don't judge too harshly. If you seek reparations for any of this, please kindly leave me a way to get in contact with you and I will gladly send something to you.

Again I'm very sorry for what has happened during human history. And as soon as a time machine is invented I plan on going back in time and making sure every wrong is put right. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Thank you

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  • Shackleford96
    8 years ago

    Sarcasm? What sarcasm??

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    • dirtybirdy
      8 years ago

      Haha, I love sarcasm!!! It's one of my favorite things ever.

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      • DickwaffleTheGreat
        8 years ago

        Sarcasm is a smell right?

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        • dirtybirdy
          8 years ago

          You're damn right and it smells like WINNING!

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Ah,the milk of human kindness does still exist. I had long ago given up on ever encountering a person of your caliber and worth. My hat's off to you sir.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      The most impressive thing is that he pays taxes. Can you believe that? Such a bastion of good!

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  • Aries
    8 years ago

    I will be needing restitution from you , 20 thousand or so should cover it .

    thanks

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      No, problem there's an $800 bank transfer fee I need you to cover, so once I get that I'll be able to release the funds. Sorry man, rules are rules.

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      • Aries
        8 years ago

        Can you just take it out of the 20K please :D haha

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    • dirtybirdy
      8 years ago

      I just want 40 acres and a mule.

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      • VirgilManly
        8 years ago

        I'd like 40 mules and an acre.
        What can I say, sometimes I gets to feelin' lonely.

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        • dirtybirdy
          8 years ago

          We all like some ass from time to time.

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          • heckleBucker
            8 years ago

            Hey birdy, mine's available.

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            • dirtybirdy
              8 years ago

              No thank you peewee.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa
      8 years ago

      XD

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    I bet you do that automatic bill pay thing too. Gross!

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      NJ is too expensive !

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Shit ya it is. I usually have some of the previous months balance on my bills. I pay them, just not all at once. They can suck it! A birds gotta eat and so do my poochies.

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  • NeofelisNebulosa
    8 years ago

    Patties, you sure do love to talk about your whiteness. I don't think anybody cares or wants "reparations." We just want to be left alone. I don't expect a single thing from you. I pay taxes too, you know. Most people do.

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      Oh I'm sorry this post wasn't made for you. I never said anything insulting to you. You have a right to feel how you do. I can't for the life of me understand why a white person wouldn't be proud to be white. But that's your choice, enjoy!

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      • NeofelisNebulosa
        8 years ago

        I never said I wasn't proud to be white, but I'm also not going on and on about it repeatedly on here. I didn't really get to pick my skin color anyway. And I really didn't say anything that insulting. You can insult me if you want, I don't mind.

        And I'm pretty sure this post was directed at me and any other people who have disagreed with you on your numerous "I'm discriminated against because I'm white" posts. Patties, you don't have to apologize for being white, you have every right to be happy with your skin color. But it just gets to be a little much when you keep saying white males are targeted for their skin color. They AREN'T. Has anyone ever directly discriminated against you in your daily life because of that? I'm curious. Did you get passed over for a job that went to a black man?

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago

          Yup I sure have been discriminated against. I don't get considered for jobs/promotions at my own job. And I work under a lazy woman who has the job because she's a woman and Hispanic with no education or skill set. Giving someone a job because they fill a "quota" is ridiculous and inefficient. America is a country built on the ideal "the best person for the job gets it" now the goal seems to be a "diversified" workforce. Solely basing employment offers on ethnicity. No wonder we have so much debt, our infrastructure is crumbling, and our government bureaucracies are bloated and inefficient.

          All my stories are on my profile. As you can easily see there is only one racial one. So to accuse me of writing all these "racial" stories simply isn't true. So you see other people do feel the way I do, and you know they have every right to feel that way.

          And I don't need to be politically correct, I'm not running around using racial slurs. I'm keeping it as factual and statistical as is possible.

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          • NeofelisNebulosa
            8 years ago

            Ah, now I understand

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      • slings_and_arrows
        8 years ago

        Would you ever have a relationship with someone who isn't white?

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago

          Sure I would, you offering? Kidding, only kidding.

          I'm not some racist sexist monster from the 1800s. I know you never said that but, my word, such comments from some users over this stuff.

          I was really just trying to get people to think about the world/society they live in.

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          • slings_and_arrows
            8 years ago

            I'm just trying to work you out. It's never usually good when a person starts talking about "pride" about things they had no choice over such as nationality, race, family heritage. In a sense I get it, but I don't like it. I am not interested in clannishness, its just for cowards really who don't have the balls to be individuals.

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            • [Old Memory]
              8 years ago

              I understand wanting equality and equal treatment, I'm not against that whatsoever. What I question is the assumption we seem to be making that everyone is absolutely and totally equal, WITHOUT, taking an individual's character and morals into consideration. That defines who the person is.

              That is individuality, because each person decides one way or another what kind of person they are going to be and what impact (good or bad) they will strive to make.

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  • DemonixonGirl
    8 years ago

    why would you change mistakes in the past? if you do that the same mistakes and problems are gonna repeat in the future causing more problems. GET SMART XD

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  • RoseIsabella
    8 years ago

    Is it normal that I miss Hamid?

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  • green_boogers
    8 years ago

    Do you promise not to manipulate events to become the king of the world?

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    • [Old Memory]
      8 years ago

      Are you asking if I'll accept the nomination?

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      • green_boogers
        8 years ago

        No. I'm asking if you'll change past events so that you get nominated.

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago

          No, I'd fix it all, if I could.

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    Explains a lot. I ain' got me foodstamps dis month!

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    you dirty dirty bastard.

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  • randomperson1000000
    8 years ago

    Aren't welfare, affirmative action, and textbooks acknowledging the wrongdoings enough? I don't know, but as far as I'm concerned, to hell with the reparations and stuff.

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  • dalesite
    8 years ago

    All I want is a job at WinCo or Target or something like that.

    Thank You!

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    • handsignals
      8 years ago

      Is WinCo that great to work for?

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      • dalesite
        8 years ago

        I think so everyone I've talked to says it a great place. Plus I live really close to one.

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