I have relationship trouble

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I have trouble with relationships. I put women on a pedestal and I don't know how to get them down. I rarely get laid.
I don't know what to do. If any women read this please leave me an insult somewhere in your comment, that's the least you can do.

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  • Freedom_
    8 years ago

    Well, you see here...

    http://i.imgur.com/GgKHQbz.jpg

    Because...

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1373476092_3ol45d.jpg

    But still, most of us women are thinking...

    http://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/49b7c76f9284f4884e99adf53ee1b41bd2.png

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    • modernism
      8 years ago

      That first picture hit hard. Ignore the duck and that is some deep stuff.

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      • dirtybirdy
        8 years ago

        Never ignore the duck, you fool!

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    • Freedom_
      8 years ago

      Makes more sense if you switch the first and second one. I tried to be smooth, dammit.

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  • NobodyKnows
    8 years ago

    Start seeing women as people, rather than some game you are hunting with "techniques."

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  • modernism
    8 years ago

    Don't put them on a pedestal. Put them eye-level. Problem solved.

    And if it still doesn't help - then you're just choosing the wrong women. Try to go outside your comfort zone and go for someone you typically wouldn't go for. The worst thing that could happen is that it doesn't work out. The best thing that could happen is that it works out perfectly.

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  • seekelp
    8 years ago

    Is this a poorly hidden attempt to get women to insult you because your fetish is verbal femdom ?

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      No, I don't know how else to interact with them.

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  • thegypsysailor
    8 years ago

    Somewhere between 12 and 16 you should get over using insults to interact with them.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      8 years ago

      Thanks for your condescending comment.

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      • thegypsysailor
        8 years ago

        You are welcome. Instead of being a prick, think about it.

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        • [Old Memory]
          8 years ago

          Instead of calling OP a prick, you could share some seaworthy knowledge.

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          • thegypsysailor
            8 years ago

            I did. "Somewhere between 12 and 16 you should get over using insults to interact with them"

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    The obvious thing is to just stop putting them on a pedestal but even before that, try to gain some real self-worth.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    8 years ago

    o adulation, how I loathe thee

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  • Arm0se
    8 years ago

    This sounds like me. I would also like some helpful advice. No insults though please, I don't like that.

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