I have low self esteem and im really cool,iin???

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im really unique looking......5'5",red hair green eyes,muscular.im talented....i do gymnastic type tricks and im really flexible.im way too smart 4 my own good and im really nice to every one.my penis is above average sized....yet i have the absolute lowest self esteem in the world,what the hell is wrong with me? its like i feel guilty because im too cool...im too special.girls obsess over me yet i dont pursue them because of my depression.is it normal to feel bad because i think im desirable?

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[Old Memory]

12 years ago | pl

HA. HA. HA. you are waaaay too full of yourself KID. and 5'5? you're fucking short. and there is no way in hell you are "way too smart for your own good" considering you use text talk like a fucking retard. god, has somebody punched you in face yet? because that is loooooong over-do if not. and wow, I'm sooo impressed by your "gymnastic type tricks" and btw, gingers are fucking ugly.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  well damn...its people like you that make me feel this way....ya see,deep down inside i know im a fucking amazing human being,but its hard to be myself when people like you put me off as full of myself.u know how many fights i got into in high school because of women just TALKING to me,then boys come in and try to out impress them,fail and then we fight
  
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- redberrylemon
  
  8 years ago
  
  What a thing to say. Answer the damned fucking question.
  
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beardsareforrealmen

12 years ago

so basically you are 5'5" (probably more like 5'4"), do gymnastics, ginger, lift weights while you read science books, and feel "like a wild animal in a zoo full of domestic ones."

yeah sorry to say it kid but you are a douche and a tool. And yes your are entirely full of yourself.

Maybe a little bit of a Napoleon complex, but you probably have such a low self esteem because "Deep down inside"... you know you are just as much a loser as the world thinks you are

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  perhaps im saying too much when i tell you im sponsored by red bull because of my freerunning and shit goes to my head because i dont want all this attention
  
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  - beardsareforrealmen
    
    12 years ago
    
    well good for you (that part is actually sincere) it must be hell being stopped on the street everywhere you go and being pounced on by all your adoring fans (that part was sarcasm)
    
    What I am saying is that you dont need self esteem help, you need some lessons in modesty and learn how to be humble.
    
    I am sure you are a real sweet at parkour, but parkour is less notable to mainstream america than extreme ironing.
    
    on a side note, how was this a counterargument for my comment?
    
    any ways, just because you are good at free running doesnt mean you arent an asshole, and furthermore, you are still super full of yourself
    
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ZinZin

12 years ago

You are vain..and Pride goes before the fall . So what I suggest is stop being a 'I am sooo perfect' and turn into a 'Hey can I help you with that?' Kinda guy. I seriously doubt anyone even LIKES you. Maybe some ppl are only friends with you so that they can be popular. And no one really cares about your penis...except for pervs around here..who have already fallen for you..If you ignore my advice and start acting so Vain you will end up like 'Narcissus' The boy who loved himself and turned into a flower at the end. OK you wont turn into a flower..you'll be lonely and unhappy in ur life...

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bananaface

12 years ago

You sound quite full of yourself for someone who has low self esteem, surely if you didn't like yourself then you wouldn't describe yourself in that way?

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  my high regaurd 4 myself is the source of my low self esteem...if that makes any sence at all.....im afraid to be myself because i would just be deemed a show off
  
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  - joybird
    
    12 years ago
    
    This is totally and utterly fake!!
    
    How can someone say that they are 'way too smart' and then spell so badly?!
    
    Behave yourself!!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      there r different "types" of intelligence...plus i tend to have a hundred things goin' on all at once so i dont care 2 much about grammar..as long as it is understandable......im smart in a "i know how to acetylate t.h.c into its higher rotating form after isomerizing the cannebinoids...im not smart in a "i took honors englisth and u never end a sentance with a......"sort of way
      
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  - bananaface
    
    12 years ago
    
    I know what you mean, but if I were you I wouldn't call it low self-esteem, because that's an entirely different thing. But surely someone as intelligent as you would know that, of course.
    
    But I do know the feeling of having to act like you hate yourself in order to fit in, the second you say something nice about yourself you're deemed as arrogant!
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      yay!!! one person doesnt think im a total prick just because i think highly of my self....im not that smart really...only in certain ways
      
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      - bananaface
        
        12 years ago
        
        Well I think you should keep thinking highly of yourself, just try to portray it in a way that doesn't make you sound so arrogant.
        
        Also, I like ginger hair!!
        
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

I have a friend just like you except he has brown hair and bright blue eyes. I suggest just being who you are. If you're cool then that means that people want to be around you. In all honesty I really have no advice I can give on this subject.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  i try.....but i cant help but feel that people think i want attention just because i WANT to do a bunch of crazy flips and stunts in my front yard...i WANT to read 4 hours on end about deoxyribonucleic acid........but one persons always like "show off" and i get this overwhelming guilt....because i feel sorry 4 them...they use their free time to relax and watch tv...so why do i feel bad i use my free time to develop my skills...maybe i should be more full of myself
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    12 years ago
    
    Forget the people that make fun you (percussivness). They're just jealous and you can't blame them. I mean I only know one person, a girl, that's flexible. Not very many guys are. Just ignore the people that try to prove themselves to you. They aren't worth your time.By the way, it really sounds like I'm talking to my friend, which I find interesting. Hope this helps.
    
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Jweezee

12 years ago

I did a wicked gymastics type dismount from your mom

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  what did u do exactly........probably just a front hand spring
  
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  - Jweezee
    
    12 years ago
    
    Back salto dismount
    
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Troll

12 years ago

HAHA ginger!!!

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  12 years ago
  
  hey.....thats not nice.....u damn troll
  
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AngAnders112

12 years ago

gingers are hot!

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Meow09

12 years ago

Just be yourself!

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pambambam

12 years ago

red hair?
dont sound hot to me .

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  im not too fond of your normal colored hair either
  
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Anonymous Post Author

12 years ago

honestly.....i lift dumbells the same time i read science books and when someone comes in the room i get embarrased because i just feel.......i feel like a wild animal in a zoo full of domestic ones.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  12 years ago
  
  lol you should be proud of being unique dude fuck the herd
  
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[Old Memory]

12 years ago

and it is a well known fact that gingers have smaller penises than the average. look it up. it's genetics.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  12 years ago
  
  and thats funny,because u must not realize we evolve a greater sex drive simply because of rarity...to the link between sex drive and testosterone,to the link between testosterone and penis size. why would that matter if i know how to properly jelq anyways mr. smarty pants
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    12 years ago
    
    you don't sound like a very amazing human being to be honest. and you sound extremely full of yourself. and it moreso sounds like you just have a short temper. and personally I highly doubt you would get in fights because of it, girls aren't very fond of short guys. and that makes no sense what so ever. a greater sex drive because of rarity? uh huh....and my penis constantly grows when I breathe. get over yourself man you're nothing special. maybe you have low self esteem because you feel like shit about yourself and you realize your uselessness?
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      12 years ago
      
      Hey percussiveness, stop being a total prick. Is your life that bad that you have to take it out on people you don't know online? How about you swing those insults in real life? That way somebody will punch you square in the jaw.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        12 years ago
        
        hahahha trust me, I'm pretty happy with my life. steady career in the works, girlfriend, my own small apartment. and I DO "swing those insults in real life" when it is needed. and I've punched plenty of shitheads square in the face.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        well i dont have a "happy" life....iv never had a "normal" job,,,i get big chunks of money at unpredictable times that i dont know how long i will have to live off of and im a little cry baby
        
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      12 years ago
      
      awwwwwww....im blushing........i cant really prove how bad ass i am over a comment or 2......but you can...so u win....i hand over my round off double back and my penis 2 u........
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        12 years ago
        
        lol no need to prove myself in anything. nobody gives a shit about your little freerunning stint or anything like that. like I said, go shove your running shoes down your throat and fuck off SHRIMP.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        12 years ago
        
        i love it............my "running shoes" that i get for free cost 250 dollars and i dont do much "running" with them...its so cute how you would tell me 2 fuck off shrimp...i absolutely adore you!!!i love being a little shrimp....u know what the best feeling in the world is to me? when i see someone do something better than i can...that makes me feel incredibly humbled....i dont care if your 7 feet tall,you couldnt do a quarter of the shit i do,you make me want to be full of myself......makes me want to rant on and on about skills that u will never have
        
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