I have crushes on female teenage celebrities and give them pet names

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I'm a man in my late 20s and I never had a relationship, but I constantly fantasize about and obsess over three female teenage celebrities in particular. Usually I imagine dating each of these girls separately, but occasionally I will imagine having all three together as my own personal harem. Girl #1 has brown hair and brown eyes, she's 16 and I call her Buttercup. Girl #2 has blonde hair and blue eyes, she's almost 17 and I call her Cupcake. Girl #3 has blonde hair and hazel eyes, she just turned 18 and I call her Pumpkin.

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  • devonsweeneysGF
    7 years ago

    Which one gives the best head? It's Buttercup isn't it.

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    • Jujudog
      7 years ago

      I would have guessed Cupcake

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  • Terence_the_viking
    7 years ago

    Oh my word.

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  • mysistersshadow
    7 years ago

    I think it goes without saying that this isn't a healthy direction to channel your energy. The problem your creating for yourself is not only is it super unlikely that you'll ever be with a girl that young but your building a imaginary world that no real girl will be able to live up to. Real relationships are more than just having a young sex toy to play with... alot more. And you say you've never even had a relationship. Lots of work to do here and I don't even know where you'd begin. I can't imagine you being able to dig yourself out of this kind of hole on your own. I'd look for some kind of RL help group for guys that need to learn how to date and set realistic expectations. You need to look at why you haven't had a relationship and work on getting that fixed first then move on to dating and possible relationships.

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    • SkullsNRoses
      7 years ago

      I don't know why you've been thumbed down, you're the only one making sense here.

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      • mysistersshadow
        7 years ago

        Its my fanclub. This website could be useful if ppl didn't use it as for there own trolling fun.

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  • RoseIsabella
    7 years ago

    WTF? You have a chicken named Pumpkin who isn't a redhead?

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  • shuggy-chan
    7 years ago

    Chin up buttercup

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      I was thinking Buttercup from The Powerpuff Girls.

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  • Jujudog
    7 years ago

    You urgently need to find out where they live and start stalking them, sending them disturbing letters etc. That's the most fun part.
    Or so I hear.
    Come on, get with the program!

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      7 years ago

      they're living the life in LA and poor me is stuck at a dead end job on the east coast

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