I have an idea to make schools safer

Hook up tanks of carisoprodol and chloroform to the sprinkler system. When it's set off everyone in the building is put to sleep including the shooter. He wakes up in prison, everyone else wakes up safe and sound in their beds.

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Comments ( 27 )
  • Nickvey

    close them all. educate via computers.save trillions of dollars

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    • Ummitsme

      Idk, homeschooled kids are usually pretty socially awkward and weird, this would probably create more maladjusted kids that go on shooting rampages, they would just be in other crowded places.

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      • Dustyair

        Do you have any examples of home schooled kids who were maladjusted and shot up a school?

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      • That and what about when both parents work? Leave the kids home unattended, that may not work out to well.

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        • Nickvey

          actually a program would be watching them better than any parent, interfaced for learning , would you like some music with your math michael?

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    • Hateful1

      Why did that get a thumbs down? I gave you a thumbs up just to spite the person who gave that to you? Home school is a viable option.

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    • dilater

      where would kids learn about social interaction more important then the rest of subjects

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      • Nickvey

        easy , the same way they do before school was invented public education is not 200,000 years old and our species made it just fine.

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  • lonewolf1253

    Obviously, you know nothing about those two drugs. The Soma would have no effect and the chloroform works only if inhaled continuously for 5 or more minutes. It would probably just burn everyone, as it's a solvent. You've been watching too many crime movies. The Russians used Carfentanil, an elephant tranquilizer to subdue Chechen rebels holding hundreds of people hostage in a movie theater a while back. It put everyone to sleep. Most of them permanently. 130 of the hostages died from the gas. Nice try, but it will never happen.

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    • Nickvey

      my god , we have a thinker in the group. thats how i remember it as well.

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  • Plutoqueen123

    Or you could just ban schools, sometimes the best solutions are the simplest

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    • Nickvey

      software is cheaper than hardware. you can get a PhD online and become a teacher."I dont see why we must continue to make buggy whips when the jet plane flies overhead." Harold Carter (1967).

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  • Hire returning combat veterans as school safety officers and harden classrooms.
    Parents would revolt knowing their kids may ingest a dosage of drugs administered this way.

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    • Nickvey

      sorry i dont want some man that killed people for money educating anyone.

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      • Please learn how to read.

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        • Nickvey

          i stand by my statement

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          • School safety officers are not teachers. And don’t you live in Texas where any untrained red neck moron can go into 7-11 and buy a six pack of Shiner and a shotgun?

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  • Dustyair

    LIBERAL PUBLIC EDUCATION HAS KIDS HEADS SO FUCKED UP THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX WITH, OR WHETHER THEY ARE BOYS OR GIRLS LOL!

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    • Nickvey

      only one thing is certain, the student teacher sex is still going strong.

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      • Dustyair

        Those lucky bastards, we never got to pork our teachers, just had to sit there and sweat it out.

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  • lapidot

    what if there's a fire lol

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  • NormalEntity

    I agree with the first comment. Shut all schools down. Do it all online. I done it for all my middle and high school life.

    Look at it this way. No more public schools =
    Less/no bullies
    Cheaper
    No more shootings
    Save the trees (paper)
    Work at own pace
    Less sickness
    Less pollution from bus and cars
    NO HOME WORK!!!
    I could go on and on.

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    • Nickvey

      i could cram 12 years of primary education into three years and graduate at age 10. they are just overpaid babysitters .

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      • NormalEntity

        Exactly. It almost seems like the first bit of my life in public school, 1st to 6th, I learnt nothing. Each year was basically a repeat of the last one.

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  • B_E_Z_sweetie

    lmao

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