I have a weird urge to stick my penis in vegetables, is this weird?

Recently I've been having an urge to stick my penis in vegetables, never before have I had this urge before. Is this weird or is it a common fetish. Please help

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  • megadriver

    I get wanting to fuck vegans, but you are taking this thing too far XD

    Sorry, my lame joke was probably even lamer than I thought...

    But no, sticking your dong in vegetables is not normal. It's weird, dumb and wrong. I mean, surely a woman is a better sexual partner than a vegetable.

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  • tiedinabag

    Probably not common. We can all have crazy urges. Nothing wrong with that. Just so long as there's no harm to anyone. Just go ahead and do it.

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