I have a toilet problem.

Put some plants in your bathroom.

Ooooh so its you, was wondering who you were!

Lynne

You have a bowel problem and that's not normal at such a medium level. See the doctor and ask for cream or something. Just because it's not normal it doesn't mean it's bad.

shit in a toilet

LOL i know a person who is obsessed with crapping in the woods in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco (if you can call it the woods). He's just a hippie though. Not normal but funny to hear about.

everyone needs some sort of outlet and being out in nature and thinking on the loo is normal i do it but you know not outside wish i could though.

why the hell are u pooping in forrests?
and living in camp?
don't u have a home and toilet like the rest of us?
i've never pooped outdoors, thats just strange....
i've used public bathrooms in parks or on some other trip or whatever, but thats about it.

Well after a long discussion with my friend . We have came to a conclusion that this is pretty fucked up. I thought normal people use toilets so you must have something wrong.

use a toilet. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

pooing in public is wrong, once i pooed in public when i was a kid, and i did it on videotape my friends filmed me. and the police took the tape as evidence. due to something on the tape and watched it and came back and told my mom.. it was really embarrising.
but no, i dont think that is normal sir.
who can go wrong though poo is funny

its normal to like to poo in privacy, but your need is excessive, i nthink you could get in big trouble stripping naked in the woods if you were seen and reported to police you could get put on a register. afterall kids walk around in woods. for this reason alone id seek a bit of therapy to bring your need for privacy back down to 'normal' you should tell your doctor and he/she will help you. you wouldnt want to get labeled a sex criminal. which in the UK at the moment is a real possability for you if you were found out. i think pooing in the woods is ok but getting naked to do it is not cool.

I'm scared, why is this so abnormal?

well..what is you bought some land, and made it ur own private land? and may be fenced it , so that no one could see you do ur business in the open?
then it might be normal, yes?

you been doing this 22 years you obviously enjoy this so just keep doing find someone and when u feel comfotable enough to explain if its the right person for you then they will understand xx

dood; that's a little fucked up. i won't lie. maybe you should get some counseling to help with your anxiety of... pooing. Hell though, maybe you're on to something. Maybe we should all poo in the woods butt naked. Could be very liberating.

I don't think there's anything wrong with what you do but I wouldn't say it was normal. I dont think you have a mental problem although a psychologist might be able to help you get over your "shyness" of pooing when there are other people around. I understand why you don't like it, I myself don't enjoy hearing someone else having a poo nor do I like the loud noises that emanate from the toilet when I myself poo however it is a natural thing to do and so if people have a problem with it it is literally their problem.

As to being caught naked having a poo outdoors I don't think you should worry - if your camp is as well hidden as you say then its unlikely you will be and if someone does catch you they will probably just assume you were caught short whilst out on your scrambler! In any case I don't think you should worry at all.

Well, sounds like you like privacy thats all. Last summer I had to go poo real bad i went to this clubhouse door was locked so I ran deep deep into the woods and found a huge tree and used my knickers to wipe, very peaceful i must say. But, if there's a bathroom around, do try to use the facilities, esp if your home or somewhere decent. I hate public bathrooms!

this is by far the worst thing i've heard today! I threw up a little when i read this. Try to slowly work around your comfort issues by playing your favorite song while in there and you might want to see some counseling.